Still Doing This. They Usually Reply With A Non Sequitur Like "How Much Are They Charging You?"

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

it's such hard work being such a cute mousegirl

girls keep putting me in their pockets and taking me home with them because im so irresistible and easily pocketed

it's nice being a hit with the ladies but they don't always call me an uber home :/

I keep having dreams about meeting magical beings and asking them if I can take a picture so I can prove they are real and not forget them. And they say no.

And like. Hypnosis is REAL and is an actual altered state that we don't understand, that I can't explain in words, that I can't capture.

I just woke up this morning feeling like "why am I bothering even pretending hypnosis is about science? Why do we not just call a spade a spade?"

I think hyperrationalism is actually limiting, like literally I think if you stick to "this is a science" you can't do the Really Big Stuff.

I think the only thing that prevents me from fully doing that is the hunch that I'll be misunderstood.

We have a lot of our jargon and methods from science, that's fine. Science is necessary. But maybe in my own personal mind, I can just see it holistically for what it is.

I think hypnosis fits the definition of magic perfectly, has in fact been called magic over human history, and I think that makes people uncomfortable.

But I think we should sit with that discomfort. WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING about it. And it's OK if that makes it a touch otherworldly.

A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic

Coming up with all these puns is like running a busy funeral home: quite the undertaking!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

katys in the hospidal cause she leaned in to kiss me and i got so so nervous i pull ed her tongue out of her mout and started playing it like a guitar

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out