Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this

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she said she was microceleb but when i met her she was fucking normal sized. taller than me even. i brought a cute little bug carrier and everything and now i look like an asshole sitting here with it in my lap in this stupid fucking bar. sick of people lying about who they are online.

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A couple mousy commissions!

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my ideas for evil kids shows

The Miggles: A group of threatening men in desaturated turtlenecks sing and dance off rhythm to teach kids important lessons like how to destroy fruit salads (they're gross) and punish their hyperactive friend jeff by placing him in an eternal slumber

Redy: A family of dogs from new zealand constantly berate and abusive each other with no concern for each other's well being or boundaries. very popular with adults who had happy and fulfilling childhoods who wish they were older.

Red's Answers: A man endures psychological torture from a red dog who slowly unravels anything he's known to be true and real, having his mail stolen on a daily basis

Dora the Hermit: A mexican girl sits in her dreary house all day with no friends where her possessions are constantly stolen from her by a fox, everyone only speaks Spanish with as few signs as possible as to what they could be saying.

The Electric Bill: various dry segments misinform children on grammar and spelling with the goal of making them less literate

Eve and Lucifer: A show many people mistake as a parody of Moral Orel, teaching children various life lessons about living in sin and abandoning morals in the name of science

Active City: A mean lazy villain tells everyone to sit on their couches and eat junk food while moving as little as possible, causing the pirate metal band Alestorm to break up.

Normal Wild Animals: A group of animals who cause problems in a small area around an old folks home. Gives all american children that watch it british accents and all british children that watch it american accents.

Salt Pig: A lone beautiful specimen of a real life pig gores the queen of england to death

dont really know how to say it but both these bitches wore their shirts backwards