Soooo Out Of Practice With My Wacom But I Want To Use It More >_< So I Doodled An Evangeline

When contacted for comments regarding the poor reception of the "A Minecraft Movie" trailer and his contreversial political statements, Jack Black replied with the following.

Screw it, more more deer mousegirl pictures

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.

anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?

"you're squeakin' me!"

—me when you're squeakin' me

play play play

i miss when AI was shit and it would generate cards like this

these are only 2 years old but already from a lost timeperiod

idea for the next despicable me movie. one of the minions wishes on the monkey's paw "MEENA WANNA BIGGA WEENIE!" and at first he sprouts a four-incher (which is huge for such a little guy) much to his delight but then it keeps growing nonstop and knocks the monkey's paw down the sewer so the gang has to go on an adventure to find it before the whole city is engulfed in stretchy yellow minion dick. and they say the magic words "BIGGA WEENIE BYE-BYE!" and he looks down and realizes he is now cockless and screams and everyone shares a laugh. until one of them picks up the monkey's paw and says "MEENA WANNA BIGGA BOOTY!" and a minion looks at the audience with a here-we-go-again expression and the credits roll.

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

today's my 4-year hormone anniversary ^.^