Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

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Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

This joke doesn't work anymore because they're called artificial X'eners now.

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

Guilt must truly ask itself what it’s purpose is for it to stick around. It must justify itself, it must be useful. “Deserving” and “being correct” is not enough. Those are irrelevant justifications. Guilt must be willing to become growth and culpability or it must bid farewell

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