Twighlight: Rainbow Dash Did You Seriously Post "me After Fapping My Boner" In The Castle Group Chat?

Bridget I forgot to post here.

(Being called slurs on twt for this drawing lol)

The Extent of my Knowledge of Hazbin Hotel

My credentials:

I watched a youtube poop

my girlfriend likes the show

a scene with a song my gf liked was on while I was in the room once

existing on the internet and being exposed to it against my will

sparse research

this is HAZBIN

she is related to billy the puppet

her best friend is vagina

she thinks being evil is bad so shes trying to teach the evil guys to stop

This is VAGINA

shes not really into whatevers going on

probably needs to see a doctor or something

might have a vagina

This is RADIO MAN

he makes my eyes hurt when i look at him

talks like an old radio

video killed the radio star

hes like a jackalope man or something

This is GAY SPIDER

He likes to smoke crack

He can sus

Has C cups

daddy kink

he looks like if they decided to make pink eye a villain in the episode of the osmosis jones tv show

makes me think about that song about the guy fucking the spider

This is THE BOSS

porn

shes from a different show i think in the twizzler cinematic universe

her best friend is richard horvitz

her orange cousin isnt even fat

stage 1 emo/weeb phase board

🛍️THE DOCTOR IS IN‼️

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

My magnum opus!

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

"meowp"

—kibby