fish-fish-fish
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Activate your boops?
Boop boop
Anyone got good advice for a cat who goes after the carpet by your door at 5am and wakes you up to be fed? I’ve tried oil and spray but those proved ineffective for repellent and ignoring cat only makes damage to carpet worse. I just want to sleep in without waking up to a cats needs of being fed at 5am instead of maybe 8 or 9am. She can’t sleep in my room due to mom having allergic reaction to cats and so I keep more cat hair off keeping her out.
House sitting for someone who practically lives in the woods and I have never been more entertained than now just swinging on their rope swing.
I have to decide if I hate myself enough to stay up all night rewatching movies 1-3 of Star Wars. I only have 20 minutes left of the first movie.
Life is “great” when you’re having a productive day then your power steering goes out on your new car. I’ve only had her for 2 weeks 🥺
One day, Cass is poking around online and she gets a targeted ad for this costume:
So she buys it, because of course she does. Once she receives it in the mail, she puts it on, sneaks into Bruce’s bedroom and wedges herself in the top corner of his ceiling above his bed. Then she waits.
anyway, this is the story of how Bruce fainted and smacked his head on a nightstand—
Ok so I went out for drinks with coworkers and I’m now dubbed “the baby” of the group.
hi, can you do headcanons where batfamily and maybe some other heroes are scared by Dick's intelligence?
like "my god, I totally forgot that he was a genius"
wally and dick go on a mission in france and while wally is whipping out google translate dick is already like 'bonjour, je cherche un homme qui s'appelle-'
he runs them out to slovenia on a lead and while wally is back to google translate dick is already helping the perp's grandma file her taxes
"how many languages do you speak?" "mentally? two on a good day." "and technically?" "like thirteen? maybe fourteen if i squint?"
wally's like 'not that i expected anything less from you but what the fuck man'
damian assumes dick is ridiculously stupid at first because he's seen dick's file and it's like 'didn't finish college, hasn't had a stable job ever, still doesn't use his trustfund money' so clearly dick is beneath him
but when damian gets completely stumped over a chemical compound he can't identify, dick manages to identify it after 10 seconds of looking and damian's just like "i'm going to idolise the absolute shit out of you from here on out"
steph gives dick her med school homework to prove to bruce that college is really difficult and he just fills it all in in 15 minutes and hands it over while she's still ranting about the work load.
"how can you know this much about neurobiology?" "i dabble"
12 year old dick grayson accidentally solved superman's case because he thought it was clark's crime novel and he's like "clearly this franklin guy killed his brother, his entire alibi is shit, it's too obvious. honestly uncle clark, i know you can write a better story than this."
jason tried to cheat dick out of a win at a pubquiz by switching all the questions with really specific ones and dick still won.
"which country got was group 4's winner in the european football cup of 1996?" "croatia" "how the fuck"
tim knows that technically, dick is a genius, but he's also seen him flying into walls at 60 miles per hour so he's a little skeptical until dick's like "wanna see me hack the pentagon?" and genuinely hacks the pentagon
Numbing my mouth for dental work first thing in the morning apparently makes me tired all day. That or it’s the fact I’ve played nothing but cooking mama and animal crossing all day.
Update. It’s done. I went into a nap and I’m still tired. I also want McDonald fried.
Let’s see how I do when I get three wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. aaaaaahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha. I’m excited and nervous.
Let’s see how I do when I get three wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. aaaaaahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha. I’m excited and nervous.
I’m gonna start taxing my siblings if they keep eating my stuff. You eat half then you pay half. Pay me my $2 for the bagel bites you stole from me bitch. I told you last night to not touch them at all.
@iindigodingo here ya go
fingers in his ass sunday
You little twerp. Imma steal you pets of it doesn’t get done TODAY!!
DO YOUR TEST CHILD!!
Yessir
We BOTH supposed to be doing homework right now, quit liking my posts I'm not supposed to be making jfsfjzsfs
But considering I just woke up about 10 mins ago and my phone updated so I had to set stuff up I think were both in the same spot.
You changed your url and theme and everything!!! You're a whole new fish! It looks great!
Thank you!! But my threats for you to do homework still stand.
PSA
So I’m planning on making this my personal own blog soon so all dc content will remain here but new stuff is in a new blog or page. (However this thing works)
Alright. There’s a problem. Don’t make me steal Finn and Ellie or send someone after you with a spray bottle. 🙃
DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!
No 💜
I done goofed up. I slept in until the afternoon on Wednesday. Took an energy drink at like 5pm the same day keep in mind I also have an 8 hour shift starting at 9am (Thursday) and I haven’t gotten a second of sleep and it’s 5:30am. I’ve got a long day ahead of me.
No. You need to do your calc work for class.
Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”
Update. We’ve consider cat in the hat a horror movie now.
Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”
Our horror movie night goes with the second movie being cat in the hat and someone yelling “YOU WILL NOT SIMP FOR LIVE ACTION CAT IN THE HAT!” And someone asking if they can drink my gain laundry detergent. My response was becoming the mom friend and shouting “NNOOOOOO!!!”
I’m talking ASL and now that I’ve learned the word throw and how to sign it I will refer to it as yeet from now on.
There’s been a kitten on my chest for over an hour and I seriously can’t move without waking her. If this is how I go then do be it.
LAFFY TAFFY JOKE I FIXED
Q: what do you call a clown with a psych degree?
A: a Funcologist
Harley Quinn