This Is, No Exaggeration, The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I’m just going to leave this here

i keep reading about people comparing wings of fire to warriors but if i had to compare wof to anything it would be my little pony

these are so cute!

Guest art by @polyquestria for an ask that got accidentally deleted by yours truly that said “How about an image of Twilight Sparkle in a polygamous relationship with five random mares who were chosen to wield the Elements of Harmony like her? One of them could be Treehugger. “

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

A bunch of people showed up to the march today with meme themed signs

And honestly

Is there anything more gen z

Than showing up to a student led protest with a fucking meme?

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

Standing in line with other gay girls yesterday made me realize that, even if I’m super comfortable and open with being gay online and in my mind, I still have a lot of internalized homophobia and shame in me. Every time I heard the word gay or lesbian my brain would think “don’t say that, someone might hear you” and… it’s fucked up. Also, being mostly in the closet and not having a single gay friend doesn’t help at all. Hayley’s music helped me a lot but I will have to work on myself even harder to change that.

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