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not bi but this is important!
Bisexual slang
I’ve seen some terms for bisexual men but they didn’t follow an animal theme so I tried to make some myself!
Feel free to add to them.
Fawn/hare: Feminine or feminine leaning bisexual man
Ram/colt: Masculine or masculine leaning bisexual man
Fox/newt: androgynous or androgynous leaning bisexual man
SnapCube’s Sonic ‘06 Real Time fandub starter pack
50 starters
« sign my birth certificate! »
« my bed is made of scorpions. »
« i will light this bitch up right now. »
« am i doing this right? it’s my first day on the job. »
« you have the chaos emerald! »
« gimme that shit right now or i’m gonna rip it off you my goddamn self. »
« you can’t kill anybody! especially not me! »
« go read a book or something. see ya, idiot! »
« we always miss the ice cream ship! »
« how do you think i get here? i floated down on my giant battle bus! »
« [villainous laugh, fading into a violent coughing fit] »
« i can, uhm, kick your ass? right now? »
« here, come to my house. come on let’s go! to my house! »
« i just always want to sleep, you know? i’m tired all the time. i hate it. ‘cause when i try to go to sleep i CAN’T. »
« hey, gamers. were you talking about fortnite? »
« welcome to my house. as you can see, i’ve knocked over many chairs. »
« i’d like to be in the friendzone. i’d like friends! »
« that just makes you a beta cuck. »
« we’re gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than fortnite ever was! »
« sorry, i thought i heard a cat. »
« this is the worst. this is the actual worst. »
« why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue? »
« i’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! »
« i can never stop thinking. sends me to a fit. »
« … yep, i can kill ya. »
« go on, don’t you support gay rights? »
« what planet am i on? what’s today? my braincell: destroyed. my wig is gone. »
« i told you not to invite your asshole friends over! »
« let me help you! don’t do this all by yourself! »
« did we do that together? was that a gay thing? »
« i think i’m starting to hallucinate. »
« my mom’s getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. you have to finish this. »
« i leave for five minutes and this happens?! »
« i’ve been told how to think about the ocean when i’m stressed, and i’m looking at that, and i’m real stressed. »
« that’s ok baby, i know you’re lost without me. be sure to never leave my side again, ok? »
« how many times are you gonna run? i’ve captured you 17 different times! »
« if someone hacked into my fortnite account, i’m going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole. »
« count how many sand is in here. »
« you silly feeble-minded little gay. »
« oh god! i was NOT expecting the explosion! »
« fuck you for making me go through this! you suck, i can’t believe i used to date you. you used to be a cool dude! »
« you know what? you’re a twink. »
« i’m almost proud of you. »
« oh my god. oh my god are you ok? holy shit. i don’t think i should pull it out. i think if i pull it out you’ll bleed out. oh my god. oh my god. »
« now, this isn’t the diss that i wanted. shit, goddamn. this is fucking ridiculous. fucking shit. »
« you ready? you ready to go? you wanna leave this fucking mortal plane? »
« i understand. the friendzone is hard to deal with. »
« the flame within you shines brighter than any xbox 360 controller. »
« what does a ghost say? what does the ghost say? »
« i gotta get on that plane! wait- boat! »
Has this been done before?
everyone always quotes the “shadow the hedgehog’s a bitchass motherfucker” scene from real time fandub of sa2 but my personal favorite moments from it have to be:
“i’m gonna kill all of you! i’m bustin’ out now!” said in sonic’s enthusiastic voice
“ALRIGHT SINCE TEAM FURAFFINITY FUCKED MY WIFE-”
“as long as i get my weed i don’t really care” “i don’t have a character motive”
“i’m here to show what nintend can do….and what ZA WARUDON’T!” “that doesn’t even make any sense”
“maria.” (explosions)
“WHY IS SONIC ON THE VILLAIN’S LINE”
“i’m not sure what this says i can only read basic english”
“WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN”
“WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” “fucking your wife again…and peeing in a hot topic. because, you know, what else do ya do on a saturday night?”
“I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”
“he’s faster than sonic! he’s faster than sonic! what?”
“can you guys stop having relationship issues while i’m on the phone with my dentist”
“sonic i found this light used copy of sims 4″ “what?! that’s the least best sims game!”
“it’s made of wood and paint” “it’s actually a really low res jpeg”
“since i’m literally five can you explain to me how you fuck crops?”
“PUT THE PISS ROCK IN THE NUCLEAR REACTOR”
“knuckles…..here’s your bitch back…..” “THANKS, JESUS” “one bitch, fresh off the presses”
HAHA HA
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Teacher : the five senses are smell, hear, feel, taste, and see
Me : I can hear pictures.
Teacher : you can’t hear pictures silly,
Me :
BLAZE: silver im almost proud of you SILVER: thats the most proud youve ever been
all around me are familiar blazes,, worn out blazes,, worn out blazes,,
Excuse the low quality but the origin of the iconic line in @snapscube fandub of Sonic 06
i hear ur heart beat 2 the beat of the drums…………
photos taken one second before disaster hit
hmm
Have A Nice Day!
so i saw this photo of a harpy eagle
and i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just
even the babies
i mean
HSKDJSJFJSH
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
@tivytail cosplay shenanigans ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
So Tails can't think of a catch phrase to save his life but Rouge on the other hand destroys him with the lamest jokes ever and he is only 8 so it totally gets to him. "Tails? More like S N A I L S!!" *angry fox cub noises*
Have swap tails and normal tails ever met?,how did that go?
Y E S
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Really crappy/quick tutorial on how I draw muscles?
I tend to draw muscles very simply, and there are tons of other tutorials that are waaaaayyyy better! But I hope you enjoy yungterra!
I’m game with a bunch of ships, but these three all radiant adorable flustered energy
well this would have been useful if I hadn't thrown out my syllabus... but good for next year
not to be that annoying bitch but just like some unsolicited advice for all my high schoolers out there:
no one told me this until literally my last year of high school (im highkey bitter but MOVING ON) BUT you know how ur teachers all give you syllabuses on the first day? and everyone’s like ok this is going straight into the bin whatever?
if you actually look at the grading breakdown and like reference it throughout the year, you can calculate your final grade for that class. like you can figure out that if you have this test average currently, and this is what you have on all your other work, then this is what you need on the last test to still get an A/B/C. so you never have to be in the dark about whether x assignment will bring your grade up enough or about how well you have to do on the final to still get the grade you want.
idk i hope this helps someone it’s just been really helpful to me in keeping my grades up this year
*Gamers really like memes
Sorry, I can't come Im busy listening to songs and imagining how I would animate them but never actually animating them
I love how you draw your teeth and muzzles in general. Do you have any tips when it comes to drawing them?
hi!! as always, my biggest tip is to use references, but particularly photo or video reference, not drawn reference
(long post w/ images, be warned)
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How to get a She-Ra girlfriend:
1. Find a gay in need.
2. Be subtle on your first approach so they don't know what you're planning on saying next.
Hope this helps all the SPOP gays out there! We must be strong! (Especially if you're a nervous gay like I am who has no idea how to flirt with other women 😆)
3. Pray that they respond 🙌 and be prepared to whip out that confidence on your next reply when they do.
4. Be sneaky and suggest that you can be their She-Ra girlfriend, but include a cop out joke incase your really bad flirting fails.
5. You make fun of it together and if you follow steps 1-4 correctly they DM you and you start a great internet friendship!
Thank you @serene-karma for consenting to this convo being published and for being a hilarious human being 🤣🤣🤣
