Everyone Always Quotes The “shadow The Hedgehog’s A Bitchass Motherfucker” Scene From Real Time

I know y'all wonder “What the hell would @midnighopheliac and Winter get up to if they were roommates?” Well… You’re about to find out. 

These are our Zootopia Sonas, Midnight and Winter. Yes - this is a RL situation that I needed comic the crap out of XD 

Also Winter has dreadlocks because I have dreadlocks XD

Winter © me Midnight © @midnighopheliac

PS: I don’t know why the futterwhacken the pictures show up blurry on the time line - to see them in proper detail just open the images in a new tab or sommat. kk. PSS: did y’all notice the missing nail on Midnight’s Paw? XD

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

I got bored. Thats all.

Concept #46

Hero is just a teenager. Villain finds out that they're going to prom, and they decide to make it a night to remember.

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How to get a She-Ra girlfriend:

1. Find a gay in need.

2. Be subtle on your first approach so they don't know what you're planning on saying next.

Hope this helps all the SPOP gays out there! We must be strong! (Especially if you're a nervous gay like I am who has no idea how to flirt with other women 😆)

3. Pray that they respond 🙌 and be prepared to whip out that confidence on your next reply when they do.

4. Be sneaky and suggest that you can be their She-Ra girlfriend, but include a cop out joke incase your really bad flirting fails.

5. You make fun of it together and if you follow steps 1-4 correctly they DM you and you start a great internet friendship!

Thank you @serene-karma for consenting to this convo being published and for being a hilarious human being 🤣🤣🤣

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

so like. ive been identifying as a lesbian for almost a year now but recently ive been questioning it so much, to the point where it (negatively) interferes w my daily life WAY too much?? idk im just. VERY scared tht im faking it and im actually into men. i do have crushes on fictional men but when it comes to real life i only wanna date girls - but i fear tht im doing it for attention or smth,, its probably th 583938th time youve gotten an ask like this but hhhhh ;;;;

Faking something is an intentional act, you can’t accidentally fake anything without your knowledge. The fact that you are even scared of faking tells me that you are not. These feelings are very real and, dare I say, common for lesbians dealing with internalized homophobia. Even if in the future, you realize you are into men in some way that doesn’t invalidate your feelings right now. I know it’s hard to go through this but just know that your feelings for girls are valid and you aren’t making this up. Wish you well anon!