your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.
Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.
Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my parents are starting to expect me to buy my own food and other things i need (deodorant, toothpaste, soap and shampoo, etc) despite the fact that i dont have a job yet and i still live at home.
just a few days ago my mom screamed at me for getting a bowl of cereal (which we had plenty of) and forced me to give it to my brother instead. she tried to force me to throw it away, despite saying the reason i cant eat it is because we're poor and cant afford food
im trying to apply for a cashier job at walmart but i dont have access to a computer until friday when i can ride into town with my stepdad, and theres still no guarantee that ill be allowed to go
plus theyre both constantly threatening to kick me out and i have exactly $10 to my name right now
you can get a sketch like this for only $5!
lineart for only $8!
fully colored with any colored background for $12!!
i take venmo (casper-pup) and cashapp ($casperpup)!!
"Yup! I can kill you."
Hands down the best part of the fandub
(x)
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
Borderline Personality Disorder is a feeling like having your heart on the outside of your body
local idiot competes with his past self to be a better friend
[NOT SHIP]
different au, same idiots
listen……i Know theres already a lot of httyd aus in this fandom but hear me out:
its free real estate
Please work 🙏🙏
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
Look how talented he is!!
His instagram is waspa_art
While I understand the importance of emphasising the point to not jump into relationships for the sake of it and to wait for your time and not rush anything, but (young) wlw should be able to gush excitedly about wanting a girlfriend or wanting to kiss a girl without people aggressively mentioning that.
I am not the kind of person who would date for the sake of it, I am simply excited, the thought of having a loving relationship with a girl is an exciting and happy thought! The idea of getting to kiss a women is phenomenal to me! I have spent years being insecure and hating this part of me but I love and accept it now and I am excited to experience all the things my peers have that I haven’t yet.
It’s okay to be excited about experiences you want to have, it’s okay to have a passion and excitement for life.
me: I’m GAY, I’m a DYKE. Do you ever see me not lesbianing around? Lesbian is my middle name
me two hours later: what if I’m a fake lesbian what if I just think I’m a lesbian because I WANT to be a lesbian what if I’m a FRAUD :(
also wanted to remind everyone that even lesbians are attracted to male celebrities in fact its a huge thing for us partly due to comphet!! for example i am very attracted to kim seokjin but that doesnt mean im attracted to men in general bc seokjin will always be unreachable and unattainable in life. only base your attraction on the people around you and who you would be comfortable with in realistic life; this was something i struggled with when coming to terms with being a lesbian i thought that thinking some male celebrities (especially when theyre more feminine) are hot meant i couldnt only like women but thats not true at all
The term “useless lesbian” may be a meme, but it’s rooted in the very real phenomenon of compulsory heterosexuality, which causes lesbians to confuse crushes on women with platonic feelings, and confuse platonic feelings for men with romantic interest. So when a lesbian is being “useless” and not taking the hint that her crush likes her back, it’s showing the very real effects that comp het has on women.
Me: *is attracted to someone*
Me @ me: omg stop objectifying her wtf
that wlw feel of seeing a girl in public and automatically thinking like "dammmmn she's so sexy her ass is incredible if I was dating her you could bet that I'd be-" and then you're Immediately Disgusted with yourself for being Exactly Like the gross guys that have harassed you in the past even though you NEVER would've said that to her or catcalled her or ogled her and if you did actually go out w her, you'd probably ask her permission twice before kissing her cheek
but you're intimately aware of how uncomfortable male sexual attention can be and your sexual attraction can feel just as gross to you as a creepy straight guy's interest in you bc of your internalized homophobia so you feel like the only way to ethically pursue a girl is to Never Ever think about fucking her and since you Did Think about fucking her, you feel like you're gross and should stay the fuck away from her
Standing in line with other gay girls yesterday made me realize that, even if I’m super comfortable and open with being gay online and in my mind, I still have a lot of internalized homophobia and shame in me. Every time I heard the word gay or lesbian my brain would think “don’t say that, someone might hear you” and… it’s fucked up. Also, being mostly in the closet and not having a single gay friend doesn’t help at all. Hayley’s music helped me a lot but I will have to work on myself even harder to change that.
Gay Christian culture is having bouts of self loathing and internalized homophobia every couple of months
that feeling when ur internalized homophobia Calms Down for a bit and you can just enjoy having a crush is,,, nice
(((((terfs don’t interact)))))
Hey Siri, at what point in my life will I be able to check out girls without feeling a sense of shame
Gay Christian culture is having bouts of self loathing and internalized homophobia every couple of months
the two internalized homophobia moods are: “i must be faking it im not really gay” or “i am gay but im awful and predatory for it”
Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
Whoever uploaded this before blocked me so I’m just reuploading it here so I can have it on my blog.
Honestly so much of the way I interact with other women is based on my experiences as a young, closeted, scared lesbian that it’s bordering on sad.
I feel awkward telling my friends that they’re attractive if they’re women because I’m scared they’ll take it the wrong way. I feel weird hugging other women because I’m scared they’ll thing I’m coming onto them. I never ever have a conversation while in a locker room/changing room with other women even if they’re my friends. I always go over everything I might say and how it could possibly be interpreted before saying it because what if they think I’m hitting on them? And it’s not even just with straight friends either. I have the exact same issue when speaking with other lesbians and with bi women and pan women and questioning women and women who are attracted to other women in general.
So this is your daily reminder that if you’re experiencing this, you’re not alone in it, and no matter what your internalized homophobia/biphobia may tell you, being attracted to women doesn’t make you inherently predatory or bad, no matter what you were told by others when you were younger or get told by homophobes now
when you accidentally touch your straight friend’s hand and immediately apologize and she looks at you like “what are you apologizing for?” and you can’t explain that internalized homophobia makes you worry that straight girls are always uncomfortable around you so you just awkwardly laugh