Formalsweatpants

writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again

“Timothée is a genius and he has an incredible capacity of intuition.”

-Luca Guadagnino

she!!! ♡

who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me!

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

please i just want to nibble on his neck a tiny bit

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i go online to see the little men i like so i can scroll by them n say hi sweetie