Calling Capitano... Wife?

calling capitano... wife?

artist : fruberry01 (goodness me i love her art)

~ It was simply a quiet morning in Snezhnaya, the crackling from the fire was heard in the background, the smell of slight smoke and soap filling the shared bedroom.

Capitano was beside you, gently leaning his head on your shoulder, watching you with his gaze as you read the new series of your favorite book. Of course, he did not understand the context of the book, but he listened carefully to your rambles, precisely taking in every word.

Currently, you read a paragraph in the book. "Shall we be together in every universe, my hand in yours.. it would be more delightful than heaven itself if you wish to take my hand in marriage. Will you be my wife, my sweat, beautiful lady, Marionette?" Upon reading the last sentence, your eyes widened, an excited squeal escaping past your lips.

A small amused huff was heard from your husband, and he lazily wraps his left arm around you stomach, enjoying this quiet and peaceful moment, away from the Fatui life.

Well, at least he thought he could enjoy his peace, until your pretty mind came up with another daily, silly idea.

"May you grab a glass of water for me, wife?" You put a hand over your face, trying not to make it seem like you were grinning or attempting not to burst out laughing.

His eyebrow raised, and he looked over at your face, seeing how you were amused with this silly prank of yours. "..Wife?" Capitano repeated, slightly confused, but a bit understanding of your words.

After all, he did take care of you, press more tender kisses to your face, dress you up, everything a respectful and loving wife would do. But was he not more like a husband, who protected you from harm? Was he really a wife?

Perhaps he really is one, and that thought sort of confuses hi-

"Thrain!" Your voice snapped him out of his thoughts, and he turned his head towards you. You already seemed to understand him enough, knowing he was taking it seriously and possibly even rethinking about the past and his actions. What a silly man.

Without complaining, he simply murmured out, "Yes, dear." And with that, he stood back up on his feet, quicky and hurrying over to the kitchen to get you, his wife, or.. his husband, a glass of water.

Perhaps he'll stick with being the wife today. If that is what makes you happy.

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(IM SO SORRY FOR POSTING THIS LATE!) @joonebugg

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joone reblog capitano <3 YAY!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAY WIFE MY WIFE TYTYTYTYTY

Who doing this with their f/o rn?

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joone reblog

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freaky-joonebugg

1 month ago

shoutout to people who have multiple f/o's from the same source. familial, romantic, or platonic. but those w multiple romantic f/o's from the same source you're greedy (and KEEP being greedy!!! 😼😼🫶🫶)

the collector of f/o /silly

(hiatus backlog)

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dottore joone reblog capitano <3 ifa <3 nightmare <3 meeeeeee :3 horror <3 error <3 fatal error <3 sherb <3 merry <3 gayle <3 lolly <3

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freaky-joonebugg

4 months ago

Imagine taking your f/o’s cheeks in your hands, gently squishing and stretching them like they’re silly putty. You pinch one side, then the other, giggling to yourself as you shape their face with playful determination. They just sit there, their lips slightly pouty, staring at you with quiet confusion but making no effort to stop you since you seem so delighted.

When you finally let go, their cheeks are warm and a little pink from all your attention. They let out a small sigh but can’t hide the soft smile creeping onto their face. As they glance at you, their eyes shine with a quiet fondness, and it’s clear they loved every second of your affection.

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joone reblog frankie <3

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freaky-joonebugg

3 months ago

🍂　A much needed reminder for fat self shippers that it is indeed okay to be fat and like food / eating !!

Your f/o will never try to force any unrequested eating habits on you. They won't shame you for how much you eat; they won't make snarky remarks or look at you despectively when eating; they won't comment negatively on your food choices.. !!

A meal you're obsessed with? They'll learn to make it just for you! And if they can't, they'll try to find a way to get you the best of its kind!

You like eating a lot of snacks and sweets? They know all your favorites and they love them as well! And if they don't like those kinds of foods? It doesn't matter; because they notice how your face immediately lights up after the first bite, and that's all that matters to them!

Always remember that a healthy relationship with food is one of the most important keys to self care! Don't let anyone shame you for it because your f/o is not ashamed to love you ♡

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character development old先 hashtag joone reblog capitano <3 koro sensei <3 nightmare <3 lot if my f/o's too opd to gaf about that shit looks at capitano and Nightmare (500+ years old😭) none of them are that shallow i mean canonically koro sensei is but idgaf to me he's not shallow at all and he actually loves me so yeah

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freaky-joonebugg

1 month ago