slop queen ❤️
shoutout to people who have multiple f/o's from the same source. familial, romantic, or platonic. but those w multiple romantic f/o's from the same source you're greedy (and KEEP being greedy!!! 😼😼🫶🫶)
the collector of f/o /silly
(hiatus backlog)
🍂 A much needed reminder for fat self shippers that it is indeed okay to be fat and like food / eating !!
Your f/o will never try to force any unrequested eating habits on you. They won't shame you for how much you eat; they won't make snarky remarks or look at you despectively when eating; they won't comment negatively on your food choices.. !!
A meal you're obsessed with? They'll learn to make it just for you! And if they can't, they'll try to find a way to get you the best of its kind!
You like eating a lot of snacks and sweets? They know all your favorites and they love them as well! And if they don't like those kinds of foods? It doesn't matter; because they notice how your face immediately lights up after the first bite, and that's all that matters to them!
Always remember that a healthy relationship with food is one of the most important keys to self care! Don't let anyone shame you for it because your f/o is not ashamed to love you ♡
imagine shoveling snow with your f/o's and accidentally pelting them in the face with a shovelful of snow :(
proship/proship adjacent dni. hypothermia 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡
What do y’all think his answer would be? 😰
Imagine getting scary dog privilege from being with your F/O! Whether it's because they outright look dangerous, or they have a notorious reputation that surrounds them, imagine the high feeling you'd get walking next to them. Imagine nobody ever daring to mess with you, because how could they, with your F/O always by your side. Imagine a crowd separating to allow you both to walk through, your F/O's arm over your shoulder. If someone ever did dare to give you a hard time, the moment your F/O walked up to your side, the person would no doubt begin falling all over themselves to apologize and run off. Just scary dog privilege stuff!!
proship dni
“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.
more of them.
close-ups under cut
SELFSHIPPERS PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVORITE GIF OR PICTURE OR CLIP OF YOUR F/O!! OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF MERCH WHETHER YOU OWN IT OR NOT!! ANY FAVORITES!!
i want to see all of your beloveds!!!
night :-3
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other versions under the cut !!
For the f/o ask game...🍍🍏🫒🍅🍄
Ty for sending this ask!!! :3 ask game is here in case you want to participate <3
Answers under the cut!!! It gets really long💀
MAKE HIM NOT A HUGE WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!! My most problematic f/o canonically so far😭
Make him not cursed to sit in that fuckass throne forever :(
I want her to get into medical school, so she can be happy <3
Make him not a enabler!!!!!!!!!! Boy hold that idiot accountable!!!!!!!
Honestly not anything. Taking her as she is
Get this boy a mama who tells him to treat women like people...he's so awkward...guh....
Honestly nothing :] love her <3
Again, no complaints here :]
He lobotomizes his Alphys and I don't like that. I'd personally get rid of that💀(no hate to the og story I love it just a little thing personally)
GET SOME DEPTH BOY!!!!!!!!
He's agender to me. Wouldn't care about such human concepts, he would think he's above that
He's pansexual to me! :D
Bisexual. Curly specifically is a trans man
Lesbian and bigender :3
Pansexual "if there's a hole there's a goal" kinda guy
Both agender and lesbian
Just bi and maybe a little gender-fucky bc he doesn't really gaf
Asexual pantomantic. Also a trans man :]
Gives all kinds of hugs :] most definitely gives great hugs and definitely likes receiving them
Gives those kind of hugs where he picks me up and spins me around >_< !!!!!!! Good hugger no doubt and appreciates getting them. More of a giver than a getter
Neck hugs all the way, or quick hugs. She likes giving and receiving hugs a lot
I see Curly as a pat on the back hug kinda guy, or comforting hug sort of deal. He likes receiving and giving hugs <3
Not a hugger, definitely doesn't like hugs either
Also not a hugger, more of a casual one at best, quick side hugs. He definitely likes receiving hugs tho :]
Hugs are not her thing. Doesn't like giving or receiving it
Probably gives side hugs. More of a giver than a receiver but wouldn't mind with permission
Bear hugs all the way. But he doesn't particularly like giving out hugs for free, nor like receiving them randomly
Absolutely doesn't like giving hugs whatsoever. But he likes getting them a lot :] he desperately needs one I think😭
He'd get me lots of snacks from all over the world, and maybe some fun souvenirs. Also that little reversabke octopus plush
Anything luxurious, coats and jewelry galore
She'd get me little trinkets! :] any cute little things I can out on my shelves. Feel like she'd specifically get me calico critters
Gift cards all the way with this guy. And makeup when he can, mostly fun eyeshadow palettes bc he would think I could make something cool with the colors
She'd get me a little aluminum foil hat (she made it herself <3)
Roses and little convenient inventions
Anything he knits himself, scarfs, beanies, dolls, you name it.
Echo flowers!!!! >_<
Not really a gift giver, he's more of a quality time kinda guy. Feel like it's be hard for him to remember what to even get me
Anything he can steal
Wouldn't wanna be human whatsoever, he likes his super speed thank you very much
He would be a harpy to me, but like a super fucking powerful one. Greater harpy I think? Yeah that
She'd be a centaur but like...a deer instead of a horse
Werewolf😝😝😝
She wouldn't wanna be human I think, I think she's cool with being hair creature
He'd be some sort of goblin, just a little guy :3
Would NOT want to be human, I think she's quite happy with being a skeleton
Would probably still wanna stay as a skeleton, wouldn't be too mad becoming a human though
Would most definitely rather be human. He wouldn't have to deal with half the shit he has gone through if he was human
Loves being a skeleton, loves his evil little powers and would never trade that for being human