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My dudes, I accidentally discovered the greatest thing ever. After a particularly rough workout I was insanely sore like the weak ass bitch I am so I consulted Google for ways to help ease my muscle soreness. I was instructed to run a warm bath, put two cups of Epsom salt in and soak for about 20 minutes.
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I have this weird habit of weighing myself before and after showers/baths because Iâve lost what little sanity I used to have. Anyways, did my thing and weighed myself before soaking for a bit then I got out and weighed myself after drying off.
GUYS I WAS THREE FUCKING POUNDS LIGHTER
I almost hit the floor I was so shook. I weighed myself live five more times and the number was still the same so I went back to Google because holy hell what magic witches brew did I just marinate myself in and how often can I do it
Turns out that Epsom salt is crazy good at sucking out water weight. You know that soft squishy weight that sits just underneath your skin? That. Apparently the magnesium in the salts helps draw it out.
Obviously youâre losing water weight and not actual fat but weight is weight amiright. You can still lose a good inch or two off your tummy/thighs quickly. So basically itâs the perfect quick fix for you if you have to be anywhere and are feeling extra self conscious. I soak about every other day now and honestly I am loving it. Oh and it makes your skin super soft too so
Hope it works for you guys as well as it did for me. Just remember to stay hydrated please. Go pamper yourself with a warm salty bath because because you deserve it âđťď¸â¨
Be careful!
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Do not develop and eating disorder because of Tumblrâs glamorization of them. Please. If youâve just discovered this side of this hell site Get out Donât come back or it can ruin you They try to make it seem inviting and give their disorders cute names âAnaâ and âmiaâ
Why people promote such an awful disease Iâll never know But I know you know what can go wrong and no you arenât the exception. Your hair will fall out and so will your teeth The stick thin girls you see are sick. It isnât oversized sweaters and fragile hands. Itâs developing lanugo all over and wondering why youâre so cold in the middle of July. He wonât love you more when youâre Bones Blue gums And being covered in bruises isnât attractive. Having the shakes for weeks isnât cute. Being permanently bloated isnât sexy. People wonât be jealous, theyâll be concerned. Disgusted even.
This post isnât for the people who made their blogs to vent. Itâs not for the people who developed an eating disorder because of things like stress,anxiety, depression, obsessive compulsive tendencies, or the desire to lose a few pounds gone awry.
There are healthy ways to loose weight. If you think you have or are close to developing an ED please please please get help.
Anorexia killed my best friend. Bulimia has almost killed me , itâs currently killing me. This is not a diet This is a disease This is a state of Decay
(Ps) yes this is tagged under pro Ana and pro mia because thatâs where I want people to find it before itâs too late
You guys asked for it, so now here it is:
HOW I TURNED FROM THIS, TO THAT
(from november 2018 to april 2019)
First of all and most importantly:
I do not, under any circumstances promote eating disorders. I want to show people that the unhealthy tips they read on here are wrong and really dangerous. Here are some healthy tips that are working and donât make you die. If youâre underweight please donât read this. This is not for you, it wonât even work for you. Please seek help and text me if you need someone to talk.
Now letâs start
đ Set an average for your calorie intake. Weâll take 1500 calories for this example. Now change your calorie intake between +250/-250 from your average. Your calorie intake would be between 1250 and 1750. That makes things way easier. To make your metabolism work faster, change your calorie intake up everyday. For example 1250-1700-1400-and so on.
đ Drink about 3 litres a day. Never go over 4 litres. Your brain might tell you something like âBut the more water I drink, the more weight Iâll lose.â, and thatâs complete bullshit. Youâll die because of water poisoning and thatâs it. Water is good for you but please never drink more than 4 litres. (There might be exceptions I donât know about, Iâm talking about healthy people)
đ Now this tip is the secret tip youâre craving for and itâs completly healthy. Train your muscles for one hour straight. Donât over exercise. When your muscles are burning just right, go ahead and do some cardio. And hereâs where things get a turn. DO NOT do that cardio unit aS fAsT aS yOu CaN bEcAuSe It BuRnS mOrE cAloRiEs, because it doesnât. Donât let your heart rate go over 130bpm during that cardio unit. Your body will go straight to burning fat, because you just burned all the carbs by training your muscles.
đ Do cheatmeals. They speed up your metabolism like crazy. I remember eating âcleanâ for 4 weeks straight because I didnât any better and after those four weeks I had pizza and some cake. I freaked out, because, as I said, I didnât know any better. The next morning I stepped on the scale and lost 6lbs overnight. Iâm not kidding.
đ Donât expect to much of yourself. Youâre not a machine, youâre a human being. The human body doesnât want to give away itâs fat. Your body will always work against you BUT donât hate your body for doing that. It only wants the best for you because it loves you and so should you love your body.
So these are my tips. Theyâre not many but theyâre effective and healthy. Please donât drink too much green tea, please donât starve yourself or bath in ice water. That stuff doesnât work. Itâll only make you sick.
Stay safe. You can always text me if you want to. Our conversation doesnât have to be about weight loss, we can also talk about anything you like. I love you guys
sit down. relax. breathe.
what the fuck is wrong with you, you fat pig. do you think that helped at all? HELL NO. YOU JUST PUSHED YOURSELF BACK BY AT LEAST A WEEK.
purge. canât? then you better exercise until you feel like youâre gonna pass out.
i canât believe you. what did you fucking gain from stuffing your fat pie hole? NOTHING. just more weight for you to lose.
you better drink a fuck ton of water. flush that shit out of your goddamn system. or better yet, do nothing. since you clearly donât give a fuck & think binging is okay?
you want to be thin?
quit fucking it up.