frighteningphallus - sfw blog jumpscare
sfw blog jumpscare

hi this is a sfw sideblog on my horny acct, made for reblogs that don't fit me talking abt bears and cum.@scary-tdick

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Latest Posts by frighteningphallus - Page 2

2 weeks ago
Magical Girl And Her Magical Familiar

magical girl and her magical familiar

2 weeks ago

I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

2 weeks ago

Pros of fried rice: -Easy to make -Tasty -Cheap -Versatile -Can be made with shelf-stable & frozen ingredients -Beautiful to look at Cons: -None

2 weeks ago
So My Mom Is Babysitting An Infant But I Didn't Know So I Cannot Explain The Feeling Of Walking Into

So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

2 weeks ago

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

2 weeks ago
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky ✦ (2009)
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky ✦ (2009)

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky ✦ (2009)

2 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

3 weeks ago
I Love Alight Motion

i love alight motion

3 weeks ago

remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

3 weeks ago

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

3 weeks ago

We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,

3 weeks ago

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

3 weeks ago

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

3 weeks ago
Got Out Of A Depressive Episode Recently. Time To Make A Chart To Cope

got out of a depressive episode recently. time to make a chart to cope

3 weeks ago

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

3 weeks ago

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

Hey Can Anyone Tell Me What The FUCK This Behavior Means
3 weeks ago

why do things even have dress codes. who gives a shit about anything

3 weeks ago
Funniest Possible Title For A Dick Pic

funniest possible title for a dick pic

3 weeks ago

you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

3 weeks ago
Forbidden Creatures

Forbidden creatures

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