Han: *Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat*

Minho: Sometimes I feel like a portable chair Jisung, sitting on Minho's lap: Why?

Hyunjin: Ugh, I'm single on valentines day Seungmin: Well, you know what they say Seungmin: Roses are red, violets are blue Seungmin, holding up a bottle: Whiskey is cheaper than dinner for two

Jisung, throwing his head onto Minho’s lap: tell me I'm pretty Minho, lovingly stroking his hair: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

Genuinely don't know any of the context so I'm just gonna leave this here

So what did Stay learn today?

Chan is unbelievably horny

Lee Know is adorable

Changbin is cutting

Hyunjin and Donatella are actual besties

Han Jisung is a massive weeb

Felix is literally an angel

Seungmin is the DreamWorks fishing kid

Jeongin is a slut

Idk why I've had this idea in my head for a while but - Minsung stargazing and Jisung excitedly pointing out all the constellations. They're all completely wrong and Minho knows it, but he doesn't tell him because Jisung seems so proud.

Minho: fuck! Jisung: you kiss your mother with that mouth? Minho: no kisses Jisung Minho: I kiss you with that mouth Jisung: malfunctioning

Not being able to write fanfic because it makes you sad to write about people being happy and in love when you don't have it in real life, and even your fluff fics make you cry now