I FUCKING KNEW MANAGER OKA’S SEXY, SEXY ASS WOULD SAVE THE DAY. DILF TO THE RESCUE
personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.
on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.
imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen
you got any good screenshots/archived threads of EEnE Online? could only find a couple Reddit threads
I don’t have any on me right now, and I was gonna say I could try and remember to take some shots if I see one…
But then I realized I could just make a thread to get some responses, so maybe I’ll do that.
Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.
Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....
Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Han: :(
Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Changbin: Apply juice to what.
Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.
Bangchan: Great chat everyone.