Jeongin: Would You Shoot Your Best Friend In The Leg For 10 Million Dollars? Jisung: [to Hyunjin] You

Chan: we all have our demons Jisung, pointing at Minho: that one's mine

Soul: I wish I could fly like a bird.

Soul: I would soar among the clouds, make new friends and take a dump on anyone who ever wrong me.

Many writers say a blank word doc is their worst nightmare, but for me it's a little too appealing. That fresh start, the white page and a brand new story idea 😋😋 And I wonder why I have so many WIPs

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

Felix: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.

Seungmin: Okay.

Felix: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

I think being held would fix me.

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

Guys last night I left myself a note saying I should post "fell asleep thinking about bang chan saying the f word <3"

Idk what I was thinking but... that, I guess.