G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

google can dead person get tested for autism

google can 7 foot tall decrepit animatronic bear get tested for autism

google please

(He sniles so sneetly.)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

“probably me, sorry.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

FUCK!!!!

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

(ooc) this is a rp blog so. unreality warning for the whole thang

main is @charrators!!