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Oh i didn't think of this, but now I can't stop thinking about it

Jake Peralta and James Potter share the exact same energy and you cannot convince me otherwise

I'm future causality of the octopus war

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Miette!!!!!!!!!

We just knew.

Can confirm

people with hozier, mitski, lorde, phoebe bridgers and taylor swift in their top artists:

It's fucking Jim jams. I would make it prison currency (but I'll have to go to prison for that)

desi culture is hiding jim jams (other biscuits as well, but specifically jim jams) from your siblings so you can eat them all yourself

Damn we all living the same life, I dunno whether I find that yo be a good thing or a bad thing

desi culture is trying to come out as lgbtq, but immediately backtracking after your mother starts crying and you feel an immense amount of guilt for daring to be anyone but who your parents want you to be

This post has finally to my dash????

ight so you know how the weasleys car is in the forbidden forest, right? and also how harry went in to the forest to face voldemort. just picture harry walkin up an being ready to die and everything and then the car just comes out of nowhere and absolutely creams voldemort. like 60 mph dukes of hazard type shit

oh my god 

I needed this tag. This tag gives me life

desi dark academia

“dust motes dancing like tiny burning stars in the morning light, stray strands of hair tumbling past their place behind ears, smudges of dark ink of fingertips pressing prints on stark paper, patches of spilled tea over an ending pile of homework, the smell of rotted books in a timeless library, the flash off light reflecting off the gold decorating your fingers, the flicker of candles with no shadow, the endless search for liminal places.”

Imma borrow this. With credits of course.

Life gave me lemons

So my dadi made an aachar out of it

Yes exactly why

No one :

Absolutely no one :

Indian guys while walking :

Hehehehe tags lol

be gay, do crime, but being gay is the crime

*Arsonist's lullaby plays in the background*

If the Hannigram fics aren’t horny in the way Hoizer does it then what’s even the point?

I agree. I also read this post about we seeing everything from Will's perspective is why we tend to hate her, and I kinda agree.

Hi if you’re a Hannibal fan and you don’t hate Alana Bloom please interact with this post

I’ve been running into too much Hannibal content that just paints her as a misogynistic caricature

Please I am so starved of good Marlana content :(((

Please.

Bi culture is wondering where all the other bi people are.

People assume your sexuality by who your partner is, and gays and straights harass us if we correct them, so we don’t have a visible or audible community to feel safe or included. Our bicons? Are literally called allies All The Time. Ugh. Like Megan Fox and Ke$ha and Billie Joe Armstrong aren’t right there being exquisitely bi.

Reblogging just coz

bi culture is just me saying random things i do and labeling it bi culture and everyone reblogging like yes so true

I decided to surf through thr bi culture tag today and boy am I feeling called out ?????

microdosing on validation from English teachers (gay)

Me knowing I'm a disaster bi before taking this quiz.

Also me:

I made another uquiz:

https://uquiz.com/vlCZKB.

What type of bisexual are you?

You can do the test even if you aren't bi, it works

Freddie singing this from the afterlife

I present you a ✨ bi cycle ✨

It's like I want to sing this to someone, or have it sung to me, why.

being a bisexual hozier fan is just a constant tug-of-war between i wanna be this in love with a girl and i want hozier to be this in love with me

Nice

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Yes Fucking Yes

reblog if your page is a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns

Yasssssss

welcome to the SuperLokiOmens era. delighted to live through these times together with y’all

I've been late to the party y'all, wtf happened???????

Living through Fandom history like

"It was supposed to be Sherlock s5. It was supposed to be Sherlock s5."

Oh man!!!!! I'm seeing this post (in person?) For the first time and I'm thrilled!!!!

I'd watch the hell outta this, btw.

But I'm gonna be happy that I'm finally following the right people, or that I've finally reached into the depths of this website.

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

I have only seen this post as a screenshot before.

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

Them: What's your gender

Me: Contracter

Them: no, what's between your legs

Me: Diz hammer

screaming

I thought this was a top tier post from the depths of Tumblr!!!!!!

i love abortion and i love divorce

I'm reblogging every post about elementary that makes my dash. I wrote this show off, but damn this is better than most Sherlock Holmes adaptations

I didn’t think I’d like Elementary, but here we are.

I just finished a COVID induced binge of Elementary, and I have a lot of feelings.

First off, I’m furious with my teenage self for writing off this show after season one. This show is a beautiful representation of my two favorite literary characters, and I’m livid that the Sherlock hype made me write it off. Sherlock wishes it was this show.

I’m putting my feelings under a cut for spoiler purposes and length purposes.

Keep reading

Yes yes yes, why. I have missed on so much

Yo why the FUCK have I been rewatching the POS that is BBC Sherlock when I could have been watching Elementary?? This shit is WAYYY better??? Lucy Liu is SO cool and Sherlock isn’t The Fucking Worst?? 11/10 we love well written female characters of color and more book accurate depictions of Sherlock

I genuinely expected BBC Sherlock to take this route

My favorite thing about Elementary is that Scherlook starts as an a**hole.

And everybody is like : Nope this behavior is unacceptable.

He realizes he must change, and he actually does it.