Gastrointestinal5pears - Yooooo

Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

omgomgjdkbme

ice slide

my biggest fear

me jamming out to a song and banging on the wall casually to the beat… then i hear knocks copying it

i dont want to know how to read anymore 

short horror story: old picture of me 

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years