Why Did I Have A Customer That Hole Punched His Credit Card’s Chip Out, Because “he Didn’t Want

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

wildest dreams: no one has to know what we do, his hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room…

ready for it: no one has to know, in the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see the things we do…

notice how the intimate details are no longer there because she now feels like when he touches her he’ll never be alone and the ‘special’ moments they share won’t be so special once the world knows, and so she’s almost now dreaming of the love she’d always imagined she had…

lιke ιf you sαved/lιked.