A Movie: *has One Scene With Neon Lights*

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect…..

person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong

me: oh man the berenstain universe sure is wild……..

lιke ιf you sαved/lιked.

Me: *smiling at phone*

Grandmother: "are you talking to a boy?" *winks*

Me: "gay fanfiction"

You go to a trucker stop for a break from the road and go to the bathroom. You take the stall next to the person you see is wearing flip flops. It’s just another evening in the public bathroom- that is until you take a closer look at the stall next to you and notice something you shouldn’t have.

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead

me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*

I HATE DISSS