Me Finding Out I Was Wrong About Something: Wow……another Example Of The Mandela Effect…..

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

Blink-182 Lockscreens Reblog or Like ;)

reblog if you love Jared Padalecki

this is an experiment

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

Me: *smiling at phone*

Grandmother: "are you talking to a boy?" *winks*

Me: "gay fanfiction"