Life Sucks. I Have No Goth Friends To Dance Under Overpasses With

person A works at the mall, theyre closing up when all the sudden there’s banging comeing from an emergency exit near their shop. it turns out person B was locked out and was too lazy to go around the building on their hover board

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

do u guys think chilton would fall for a deez nuts joke be honest

Bughead shippers are amazing…

but the fact that Vanessa is getting death threats because of her character *possibly* causing problems for the Bughead, is seriously fucked up.

If you see this happening, please stop it or report it.

This is a fictional couple, for god’s sake. This does not constitute sending death threats to my friend and fellow castmate.

*I also understand that the people who are doing this represent a very small percentage of the fandom and it does not reflect the actions of most Bughead shippers*

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh