Gastrointestinal5pears - Yooooo

good morning everyone except this person

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

you look like my sweat

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

me: *talks to friend about tv/movies and says something about a ship*

them: that didn’t happen?

me, remembering it was fanfic: ¿¿¿¿ I feel personally attacked right now????

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

the truth

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs