And I Love Them For It

i want bruce helping his kids study while on patrol. like. he memorizes all the study guide questions and recites them back during a fight.

Ryan, in a high voice, holding Barbie: hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Becca, in a deep voice, holding Ken: nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids

Homelander: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Ryan: playing systemic oppression

A moment. Just a brief moment, shorter than a blink of an eye - he had managed to save his daughter, at least from the fall. The cries of the baby hid the dull sound of the hammering beating of his heart. He let out a trembling breath, squeezing Calliope in his arms, her scarred face hid against his neck. The baby squirmed in his embrace, but Kratos didn't let her go. He would have kept her safe. At any cost.

A quick thing I did yesterday night - really quick, the shading is quite MEH but ya know, at first I didn't want to colour it at all x)

Kratos and Calliope- God Of War © Santa Monica Studio Art © MeH

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someone give the VCARB socmed team a raise 💚💙🤍

Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Goon 1: Last night, Batman paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you…

Goon 1: When Bats yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon 2: You put your own shit back didn’t you?

Goon 1: I put my own shit back.

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