Latest Posts by gonnagithigh - Page 3
If you think Reddit is anything other than a heavily censored corporate attorney run capitalist information clearinghouse, then check out the r/antiwork forum today... You can't? Right, it's shut down.
Anyone who sneers at NFTs and crypto must be firmly grounded in the biology of everyday life; food, water, shelter.
Approaching 40, realizing dodging every tattoo trend of the last 20 years is my greatest life accomplishment thus far.
1971: The start of the never-ending futile War on Drugs
2001: The start of the never-ending futile War on Terror
2020: The start of the never-ending futile War on Breathing
Since about 2005 the rate of people giving babies first names that are historically surnames had increased dramatically. Just a remind that Jackson Jameson means Son of Jack & Son of James, and is etymologically confusing as fuck.
It all makes sense now. A hot real estate market drove mammoths to extinction.
In 1965, excavations in Mezhyrich, Ukraine, revealed the presence of 4 huts, made up of a total of 149 mammoth bones. These dwellings, which are about 15,000 years old, are some of the oldest shelters known to have been constructed by pre-historic man.
Speaking of hotels... what living arrangement is the ubiquitous "2 Queen Beds" supposed to emulate?
A married couple and their two children?
Two couples who fuck in front of each other?
Four dudes who will vote on which are the two weakest who will ultimately sleep on the floor?
Crossfit competitions are to determine who is the best at working out.
Bodybuilding competitions are to determine who was the best at working out.
Does anyone else get annoyed when someone's eyebrows are too expressive in conversation? Unless it's groundbreaking shit, keep those caterpillars at bay.
I tossed a general insult towards the entire Twitch "streamer" scene on Reddit, and was downvoted into oblivion. People really take their trash content intake seriously.
Joe Biden exclaimed his everlasting love for capitalism. We're a one party state, just like China but with more televised theatrics.
Holding sticks.
Hitting stuff with sticks.
Hitting other people.
Wearing shoes with knives for soles.
Being on top of ice.
Running on top of ice.
All these things are fine, individually. Anyone who does them altogether is a lunatic.
If Philadelphia Cream Cheese is out of stock, rest assured, Laughing Cow is still plentiful.
Me when someone is proselytizing Jesus to me and tells me about some miracle that happened to them.
Gracias a Sebastián Yatra no puedo escuchar la palabra "mariposa" sin llorar.
Remember when nobody took a fucking picture at the gym?
I've come to realize Rick And Morty is just SpongeBob Squarepants for adults, that is overly frenetic animations combined with irony packed fever dream storytelling suspending executive brain function in viewership.
You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.
It has come to my attention that the entire management class of the USA is pushing thwir employees for more office presence, more business travel, more in person meetings, less work from home, less paid time off, less sick leave, less maternal and paternal leave. What would happen if they all disappeared? Nothing. They don't do the work, they don't put themselves at risk, all they do is EXIST and LEECH off those doing the work while cavorting happily in their little management class social circles.
I tried TikTok for a few months. All it resulted in was hours of wasted doom scrolling and commenting "Well... aren't you a fucking idiot" about a thousand times.
Bliss is knowing all of your high school and college years took place before the advent of smartphones and social media so there is zero evidence of your fuckery sitting in datacenters around the world.
I would like to commission an acrylic ant farm toilet.
News appears on Associated Press, Fox, New York Post, Wall Street Journal, and Newsmax.
Tucker Carlson: "Why isn't the mainstream reporting on this?"
The Marvel Cinematic Universe has been active 14 years.
The working man's rolex.
Everyone appears obsessed about one thing. What happened to being well rounded?