Latest Posts by gonnagithigh - Page 4
Tell your toddler that's a placebo 3rd degree burn.
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
The people that see JRR Tolkien's orcs as racist are projecting their own sentiments. I think Stewart takes this in a similar direction.
10 of the Largest Golden Parachutes CEOs Ever Received
$100 million pays 2,000 workers a $50,000 salary, but we give it to fired CEOs like candy, after they lay off workers and run companies into the ground.
Here I am thinking I've done so well quitting weed, it's been four days.
Spiderman: No Way Home
This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits.
Common sense tells me to stay out of environments that want to eat me.
The pure insanity of homo sapiens is on full display here:
“Adrian Cardoza, a manager at the club, said they are looking at using chemicals to put in the water to keep the piranhas away.”
So the married ones feel bad for the whoring bachelors? Priests really are fucked up.
nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives
Deprogramming and unscrambling the brain / nervous system with LSD.
Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?
r/antiwork has me feeling some type of way.
Who is surrounded by family yet still feels alone?
Let’s play true crime Jeopardy:
White child, a custody dispute, an illiterate mother, father with a neck tattoo who cut off contact with his family in 2019.
I’ll take “Meth-head parents” for $300.
Can everyone just ditch their stupid fucking iPhones so Tumblr can break free of the Appstore's puritanical control?
Thanks
This would make a great tweet.
If you have children under the age of 4 and you do not allow your co-parent to watch them alone, it's not a competency issue, it's a trust issue.
The Undertaker - Wikipedia
You have to admire pro wrestling fans for their thorough documentary attention. The Undertaker has a longer Wikipedia page than most US Presidents.
I played SNES well into the PS era because it STILL had better looking graphics. The polygon hellscape did not impress me.
Scientists avenge Pluto, claim 150 planets in our solar system
Any geologically active body in the solar system, and that includes your mom. This is the type of assertion I want from the scientific community in 2022. Enough with the bullshit, time to kick ass.
Rocco is a real name.
New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords
New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords
New York is about to kill a whole lot of landlords
I had to look up this "ship Reylo" stuff because I'm not a huge Star Wars fan. I was thoroughly disappointed, for the same reason.
The only true division in humanity is that between the "pro hump-dance" cultures and the "anti hump-dance" cultures.
The Largest Countries by Population in 2100
The future of humanity is, unsurprisingly, full of humans.
Tumblr is a respite from the proliferation of TikToks into all other social platforms. Sweet silence.
Twitter suspends Dr. Robert Malone, 'inventor' of mRNA vaccines and COVID-19 vaccine skeptic - TheBlaze
I don't subscribe to The Blaze or endorse their ancestral roots in Glenn Beck's religious conspiracy addled brainchildren, but this is a reasonably well written article on the subject. Has Robert Malone succumbed to the John McAfee affect? Is this simply the rantings of a brilliant aging pioneer succumbing to hubris and paranoia?
TLDR: Teen forced to register as a life-long sex offender for showing a playboy to classmates.
Overwatch Quick Play
I only play Overwatch on Quick Play. Here’s why:
1. Ranked wait times are unacceptable. I have 30 minutes to play, I’m not spending 10 of those in lobbies.
2. Ranked in-game drop rates are way too high. Nothing worse than waiting 5 minutes for a game and then it being cancelled 1 minute in.
3. I can’t figure out how to get voice chat to work in my office. I guess the router is too far away.
How do you play?
Alternate headline: China replaces US and IMF in Latin America, with Better Results?
The Chinese are upset about a Chinese model that looks too Chinese.