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whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read

please don’t tell people “wow you lost weight you look great!” especially when you don’t really know WHY they lost weight. this fucking makes you want to die if you have an eating disorder—it implies that you losing weight is necessary to look good in other people’s eyes, so you start obsessing about your weight more. it happened to me when I lost weight coming off antipsychotics which made me gain a lot of weight. I was anorexic as a child so you can imagine how compliments over losing weight affect me. there are a lot of reasons people lose or gain weight. complimenting someone on gaining weight isn’t a good idea either, because again, you can’t truly know whether or not the person is confident about that. sometimes people with eating disorders will pretend they enjoy reaching a more healthy weight after being underweight while secretly wanting to restrict. so what compliments should you give on someone’s body image, including people with eating disorders gaining weight? something like “you look really pretty and vibrant”. that’s not all obviously, just what came to my head. personally if someone told me I didn’t look sick I’d take it positively.

[supermarket speaker voice] THERE IS A VERY LARGE BOY CRYING AT THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE COME COLLECT HIM MR FRANKENSTEIN, MR FRANKENSTEIN PLEASE COLLECT YOUR SON

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

Pygmalion and Galatea! Inspired by this really beautiful photography [x]

[drawing of a yellow elephant saying “Your stories are worth writing.” in a green speech bubble.]

the j stands for “just cuddle with me already”

when will i learn

demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-

me: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a way

demon: *immediately exorcizes itself*

These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.

Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

aziraphale: now tell me, who was responsible for the black plague?

crowley: a rat

aziraphale, testier than usual bc the quality of food has gone down considerably and Everyone is dying: oh, so that’s what you’re calling yourself these days

crowley:

I feel so bad for Reigen cause he’s trying to be you know a responsible adult and protect Mob from this Shonen anime bullshit but he turns around for one second and when he looks back Mob’s house is burnt to ground and this 14 year old is in sicko mode

Humans in modern fantasy setting where magic and supernatural beings are hidden from most of the world: Ghosts don’t exist, vampires don’t exist, magic doesn’t exist, it must have been something else like the breeze and those squirrels.

Humans in real life: OMG THAT WEIRD CLOUD IS AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT! THERE IS A WEREWOLF ON THAT HIGHWAY! AHHH GHOSTS!!!!

god fuck i love wizards. abracababra baby

oh and btw

Eat The Rich

Person B: Have you ever been rejected before?

Person A: Yeah, once

Person B: *intrigued* really?

Person A: A dog rejected me when I tried to pet her

Soulmate AU

Especially strong emotions and thoughts can be sensed by the individual's soulmate(s).

Examples;

One partner of an established soulmate pair doing something dull or mundane and getting a sudden surge of excited. Their mood is significantly lifted because their soulmate is doing well.

One partner hearing "I wish I was dead" echo through their head and their blood goes cold with shock and worry.

Someone who hasn't met their soulmate yet suddenly getting the mental image of a face and scrambling to see if it's a hint to their partner's identity.

One partner getting a rush of pain in their kneecaps one day and getting annoyed at their reckless soulmate.

Please add on!!

Me: Duuuude, vampire stories suck it’s pure bullshit n drama jesusss OMG

Also me, after seeing a vampire!au fanfic:

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In the morning

First Meeting

Leon continues to try his best  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Surprise @datura-foxglove! I was really curious about the Phantom Thieves concept, but I didn’t really know how to incorporate the prompts into it, so I hope you enjoy the youkai Dazatsu instead.

Thank you @dazatsu-exchange for hosting such a lovely event <3

been doin some chibis