Hideoutvoid - Angie

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

guys will be like this edible’s not hitting :/ and then five mins later be bent over panting writhing moaning squirming begging rutting whimpering groaning humping grinding shuddering trembling

poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

it'd be kind of funny if you could develop a resistance to other ways of being killed like you can with some poisons

me nd my robot partner

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

them: that me metal

Kyron having some fun with a woodland creature. Full uncropped version on my Patreon.

🌬️ perfume pngs!!

Who wants to hear a story about how stupid I am