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Night terrors

Kokichi: Did you dream about me last night?;)

Shuichi: Yeah, it was a nightmare

small boi

Kokichi:When I was small-

Kaito:(laughs)

Kaito: Was?

Dating tips

Jeff the killer:DATING TIP! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE!!!

Eyeless jack: I can see now why you’re still single

Encouraging words

Ticci toby: I’m a miserable failure

Hoodie: yes you are

Ticci toby: I’ve failed my mission

Hoodie:yes you did

Ticci Toby: I could use words of encouragement

Hoodie: yes, yes you could

Chillax

Ticci Toby: Chillax

Slender man: that’s not a word

Ticci toby: Sometime the ones who deny ‘Chillax’, are the ones who need to chillax the most

Men

Jane,to clockwork: I like how we say ‘oh man’ when we’re disappointed

Jane: Because men are disappointing

Insults

Hoodie: You’re stupid

Toby laughing:That’s it?

Hoodie: Give it time, It’ll eat at you

*later*

Toby: am I stupid?

Jeff:yeah, a little

Toby: Damn him

Liu: I got a bad feeling about this

Jeff: What do you mean?

Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?

Jeff: no?

Liu: That actually explains a lot

difficult personality

Slenderman: Describe yourself in one word

Jeff: indescribable