When You Write “he Nodded” For The 27th Time In One Chapter, And Now You’re Questioning If Humans

sylus dancing off beat because he canonically has a hard time (cannot recognize) recognizing melodies and patterns

like what do you MEAN, how do i recover from this 😭 my precious dragon baby

i do love fish 🐟 a wip

MC: The only thing I'm guilty of is being too adorable.

MC: And maybe assault for carrying deadly weapons.

MC: But hey, I have a license for that!

MC: And the other ones are gifts from my boyfriend.

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

It's so obviously a trap and I am jumping STRAIGHT IN! Head first baby!

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

nightplumes but with his longer hair (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

evil gang 😈 yes i can finally tell them apart

MC, peeking her head into Zayne's office: Hey, why aren't koalas considered bears?

Zayne, smiling: Because they're marsupials.

MC:

Zayne:

MC: BeCaUsE tHeY'rE mArSuPiALs. No! It's because they don't have the right koala-fications. >:(