Sylus Dancing Off Beat Because He Canonically Has A Hard Time (cannot Recognize) Recognizing Melodies

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

one of the five reasons why my wallet is doomed this month.

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT SO BAD SOMEONE HELP????

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Credits artist @Eggrollpu in X

“just start writing” they say, as if i don’t first need to reread my worldbuilding notes, tweak the map i made three years ago, and research medieval shoe-making techniques for a scene that won’t even make it into the book.

When you still haven’t gotten over your ex and accidentally write their name on your current partner’s birthday card.

Oh he would do that

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Artist credits @fluffystarrie