“How Is Hiro?”

*Mini Jesus lands on me while crotcheting*

Me: Why did you through mini jesus at me

Dad: He went through the wash

Me: You washed off his color!

Little brother(he's a little clueless) : but he still has color

Me: *starts cracking up*

This is the mini jesus.

Reblog if you laundry is laying in the floor/ on the bed clean or dirty

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

The Justice League is facing down a god of Weather they've never heard of, and they need to summon the Ghost King. They expect Constantine to be nervous, or even perhaps a little afraid. They don't expect him to start laughing hysterically and drawing a sigil on the floor with lipstick he had in his pocket.

"Constan...tine?" Flash asks, looking concerned.

Zatanna just sighs and walks away, clearly knowing what's going on and wanting nothing to do with it.

"He can't run away from me now!" Constantine says, aggressively finishing the summoning circle and slamming his hands down to activate it.

"Oi! C'mere, you little shit! There's no getting away this time! Some big ugly bloke who controls weather is causing trouble, and I'd say that's one of the things you can't ignore!"

The summoning sigil glows. It seems...sluggish.

Then is speeds up, and a teenager wearing a NASA hoodie rises out of it, holding a burger in one hand and wearing a tired glare on his face.

"Fine. I'll go get him. Can you stop being weird about this?"

"Weird? Nawr, I'm not weird. But you are gonna need to do a debrief, before you leave. Which means coming up here." The 'where I'll be waiting' is unsaid, but very clear.

The Ghost King looks disgusted before disappearing, presumably to deal with the Weather God.

No one says anything, but everyone stares at Constantine.

"What-?"

"That's his lovers' son, and he's been trying to win him over for months." Zatanna drones, coming back with a sandwich.

"That...I mean. People don't usually call their stepkids 'little shit'." Superman says, looking both uncomfortable and a little nervous.

"Well most people's unofficial stepkids don't deliberately cockblock them by opening a portal to the Infinite Realms beneath their feet, now do they?"

Or; Constantine was sent to investigate Amity Park and apprehend the criminals Jack and Maddie Fenton. He failed steps 1-6 and fucked them instead. Except their son is the Ghost King, and in response to Constantine showing up again and again, he decided to start tossing the Hellblazer into the Infinite Realms every time the man tried to get nasty with the kid's parents. He's also been avoiding Constantine like the plague, deliberately not answering any calls from the man and leaving to a different dimension whenever Constantine tries to talk it out. Now, though. Now John's been given a chance to summon the little shit and try to sit his ass down for a long overdue conversation about boundaries and the fact that he doesn't get to decide who his parents fuck. And yes, the lipstick in his pocket was Maddies.

So quick rant

My parents don't raise children the raise adults. Now on the surface it doesn't sound to bad, until you realize that it means the we have never been children. We have been adults since the first moment we could be. We had to mature fast take care of our selves and siblings as soon as we could. We never where children.

Guess who just hiched a ride!

SPIDER CROC!

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Summary:

Lady Gotham wants her new princeling and her favorite knight to meet. At her request Danny goes to purify the bay while her Jason just so happens to be in the area. Maybe they could help each other out?

Master post

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I was telling my friends about this a few days ago I guess it was fate that I found the post again

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”