Feed The Local Birds - Ideally Corvids, But Pigeons Will Do Just Fine, Seagulls If You Are Brave And

feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.

get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.

teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.

that specific word is ATTACK!

if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.

ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.

if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.

in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.

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fear tactic bird guard.

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Several videos (independently) start circulating on the internet of the Waynes info dumping.

Bruce - the role of railways in westward expansion in the 1890s

Dick - clown eggs

Jason - tb and the New England vampires of the late 19th century, with reference to vampire literature

Cass - Paris sewer system

Tim - comparison of different camera lenses from different manufacturers, with model numbers

Duke - anti homeless architecture and how to remove it

Damian - cat declawing

After all this, a new meme forms.

'You must be this autistic to get adopted by Bruce Wayne.'

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8 months ago

ITS ALIVE

Is anyone else's AO3 down it won't load and @ao3org hasn't posted anything today..... I was mid fic

TAKEOVER TIME!

So Bai He was hit with the purple beam, which is from the purple stone, which is from the white tiger, which elements is metal. I don't think that any person hit by that gem will have a power associated with its element, but the concept of her being able to bend minerals and gemstones and making friendship bracelets for everyone was too cute to ignore.

She can technically bend any hard mineral, but gemstones are easiers, lately she's been trying metals in small sizes.

Also

IT'S CORONATION TIME BABYYYYY

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

Next part is coming on March 8th. 2PM ET

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ahhhhhh imma die from the cuteness monkie kid take over

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4 months ago

If you like Sonic/Shadow, I highly recommend reading “When Did It Change?” By Fragmented_Rose on AO3, it’s not completed but it’s updated recently so I believe the author is still planning on finishing it. It’s an incredible slow burn with 200,000+ words so far and it’s had me in a chokehold for the past week and may have made me want to start re reading it right away I’m so serious about this lol

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hotarus-things

2 years ago

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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1 year ago

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7 months ago

So.... if someone askes me and they are my friend or someone who doesn't know my parents I'll show them and I writen some insane smut. I like to say "It may embarrass me but it will tramatize you." It's either that or we become good friends lol

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”