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Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know
What school did you go to it's 7 to 3 for me then I have a 4-5 hour work shift or volunteering after?
war never changes
Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!
I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,
Hi I just wanted to say that for Danny in the strike Au in the scene where you say that they find a pile of strikes clothes and Phantom right there, I would say that everyone would think they were dating possibly.
Like clearly the tracker wasn't on for too long like it was accidentally turned on and then immediately turned off again. So when they burst into the scene thinking kidnapping however they find piles of clothes and Phantom right there....
The assumption would form...
And I don't know how Danny in this a you would react, however he is a commit to the bit type of person from what I've come to understand AU so I think he would go with it to be honest.
Just wanted to share my thoughts with you cuz I love your au!
That is a funny dilemma and I fully see the angle you're getting at, esp with the some of the fun ideas I've seen floating around regarding mistaken identity. In another universe were the AU is more light hearted, I can totally see him playing along with the idea of dating himself to get the bats off of his back.
However, I am a mean person and much like any character in canon or au, oc or not, I like them to suffer and not get what they want or need. I do no like romance, even jokingly; that ghost boy will be hurt by someone trying to kill him. He's going to think he deserves it, maybe he does. Also I really need to redraw that piece if I ever have the time. I need to make it worse.
Reblog for later when it's not 4 in the morning.
dere you go
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
So.... if someone askes me and they are my friend or someone who doesn't know my parents I'll show them and I writen some insane smut. I like to say "It may embarrass me but it will tramatize you." It's either that or we become good friends lol
“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”
it's time!! this is my entry for the @dpxdcbigbang Ghouls and Gangs 2024 DPxDC Bang! I started work on this, what, six months ago?? more than that??? it's been a while. it's also fought me every step of the way, and the idea behind this story actually spawned a couple other fics -- including heart ache (makes the soul grow) which I need to get back to and something I'm still working on that I'm calling finest vintage. but! this is the original, and oh boy has it taken a lot of work, so I hope you enjoy it!
also!!! I am still absolutely stoked that I got the amazing @paxopalotls as my artist!! soon, possibly by the time you see this, they'll have posted their art for this fic too which I haven't even seen complete yet and ahhh. it was literally pax's art I was thinking of when I was dreaming about what someone could create for this fic, so that's been absolutely amazing. please go give pax some love <3
finally, I do need to give a content warning for this one, though I'm not quite sure how to describe it. but, uh. Danny's experience in this is based on That Time My Drink Got Spiked At A Bar (though there's no bars or alcohol or spiking in the fic), so. please look after yourself if that might be triggering.
a different kind of ecto
That was the thing about Gotham — it stank. He'd first caught a whiff of it when they crossed the bridge, like a fruit salad made of oranges and rotten mango. He'd smelled it several times since, then he'd started to taste it, and then it didn't leave. Eventually his tongue started to feel fuzzy with it, his teeth feeling like he hadn't brushed them in a week, and that was the last straw. --- Danny braves the Gotham streets for a seemingly simple quest, only to discover he underestimated and completely misjudged the dangers. Jason just wants answers. He's about to get way more than he bargained for.
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU
Characters: Danny Fenton, Jason Todd, Jazz Fenton
Additional Tags: Danny vs Gotham's weird ecto, Whump, i guess, danny is not having a good time, Sickfic, I guess that counts too
Words: 7,981
Status: Complete
this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby
I was telling my friends about this a few days ago I guess it was fate that I found the post again
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?
"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"
Why does this give me Mount Olympus vibes 😆 I might draw this later once we are off trail
i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.
get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.
teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.
that specific word is ATTACK!
if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.
ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.
if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.
in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.
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fear tactic bird guard.
Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.
Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."
Perfection!
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
He is THE King (and the father)
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Same time same place as 2 days ago I swear my stats class is cursed....
ITS ALIVE
Is anyone else's AO3 down it won't load and @ao3org hasn't posted anything today..... I was mid fic
Is anyone else's AO3 down it won't load and @ao3org hasn't posted anything today..... I was mid fic