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My favourite pass time is cursing Tolkien for being the little prat he is for killing off my beloved characters for 'tragedy' and 'storytelling' or whatever.

legolas: *statement in elvish*

aragorn: *annoyed retort, also in elvish*

legolas: *disbelieving reply, still in elvish*

aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM!!!

the rest of the men in helm’s deep:

when it's pride day but you don't have a girlfriend to do gay stuff with

Sugar Plum Queenie: I HAD THE BEST IDEA AT WORK TODAY: THE MERLIN CHARACTERS AT DISNEY LAND. IMAGINE THE CHAOS: LITTLE GIRLS HOUNDING MERLIN BECAUSE HE IS TOO PRETTY NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A DISNEY PRINCE; ARTHUR STRUGGLING TO LIFT THE SWORD IN THE STONE IN FANTASY LAND AND ALMOST GETTING KICKED OUT BY SECURITY; THE KNIGHTS GOING WILD ON THE SPINNING TEA CUP RIDE; MORGANA AND GWEN BEING MISTAKEN FOR THE EVIL QUEEN AND PRINCESS TIANA AND AWKWARDLY STANDING FOR PHOTOS WHEN THEY JUST WANT CHURROS

the poor, overworked employees, looking on in silent, wide-eyed horror at the party of armored men screaming their hearts out on the teacup ride, at this man and the two ladies who are most definitely not a face character yet very reluctantly posing for photographs with a few dozen little girls, at the asshole literally trying to pry the goddamn sword out of the goddamn stone: 

Morgana: this is my girlfriend Guinevere and that's her husband Arthur and her boyfriend Lancelot then there's their boyfriend Merlin and his other boyfriend Gwaine and then Gwaine's boyfriends Percival and Elyan

Morgana: oh, and there's our friend Leon

Morgana: and this random kid we acquired, Mordred

The king with his loved ones 🌼

Arthur is quaking

merthur week 2020!▷ day six: favorite BAMF merlin or arthur moment ▷ when colin morgan invented sex in season 5 episode 8 minute 2:23

Me: *tryna do schoolwork*

Everything that's ever happened in Supernatural: "yo mind if I just hang out in ur head for a bit"

The sweetrolls? M'aiq but tasty

Skyrim Au where everyone is actually M'aiq the liar.

The nords? M'aiq.

The thalmor? M'aiq.

Miraak? M'aiq.

Paarthurnax? M'aiq in a cheap party galaxy Dragon costume.

(Special thanks to @languor-em for fanning this fire of insanity)

Dragonborns are just really big soul gems

Current mood

This is what I get for reading a DW comic with a sexual innuendo as a title 😔

A shameless author is what I get. Just because you're funny doesn't mean you can get away with this.

NOOOOO THEY CAME SO CLOSE JUST KISS ALREADY PLEEEEEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEIR PINNING IS CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN

They couldn’t kiss, a boat was stuck in between 🙃

I've been on this site for 5 goddamn minutes

I swear to God this site is a blessing

The way people hate on Feyre and Rhys for not having infinitely amounts of patience and empathy with Nesta is outstanding. 

For starters  Feyre has had patience with Nesta and it is only human that it eventually runs out, she is indeed empathetic for what Nesta is going through, but she is allowed to feel tired of the situation and is allowed to sometimes feel resentment towards the way she was treated by her. ACOFAS could be read as the last attempts of Feyre to draw her sister out and help her, she only knows the tools that work for her (being with the Inner Circle, having some purpose and regaining understanding of her body, for instance) and if they don’t work for Nesta that’s fine, but you can’t expect someone who is not trained to deal with trauma, as a fae psychologist or someone of the sorts would be, to be all equipped to deal with Nesta’s situation. Offering her money to come to the celebration is nothing if not desperate and it came from a place of worry. Was it the best strategy? no, not really, but people should stop crucifying Feyre for doing so. 

Also, please stop saying that Nesta treated Feyre like she did pre-ACOTAR, during ACOTAR (safe for their brief reunion) and during certain scenes in ACOMAF, because she is dealing with unresolved trauma of their poverty and neglect from their father… as if dealing with trauma gives you a free pass to treat people badly and it’s okay because “you’re dealing with stuff”. While trauma and her mental health do need to be taken into account when analyzing her and how she relates to people, it cannot be taken as the almighty shield and sword with which people defend her and then blame others for not having infinite amounts of patience. 

As for Rhys, there is no denying that the way he deals with Nesta is vastly different from the way he treated Feyre when she was dealing with her trauma, and again is an ocean of difference with his treatment of Elain. He says that he will not forgive someone who actively hurt Feyre, which is his explanation for his behavior towards the eldest Archeron. Now, you can love, admire, respect, value Nesta all you want, but she while Elain also neglected Feyre, Nesta not only neglected Feyre but was verbally abusive to her for years. That difference matters to Rhys from what we see. 

Rhys is a character that you can consider feminist, but is he a new wave of feminist that is a breakthrough in the movement and offers new political ideas and pushes feminism in new directions? no. Even Feyre says so herself in ACOMAF, he offers her what any decent human would offer any other person who they see as their equal, as we all should see everybody,  and she was just starved for that sort of respect. It was the fandom that propelled his character to new levels as the #BiggestFemnist to ever exist, so now when he is not “feminist” towards Nesta everyone just sends him to the pits of hell. When Rhys helped Feyre it was not for the sake of #Feminism it was because he cared for her. Feminism is not about liking every single woman just because of their sex. He could make more of an effort in getting to know Nesta and having patience, but it should be done from a place of trying to be more empathetic, not because it’s hist obligation as a #Feminist.

On this note, I’d like to point you to some tags @rhysand-vs-fenrys​ added on a post that I believe speak volumes and gave me life:

Finally they argue that he did “not treat Nesta like he treated Feyre”… as if.. you know they are forgetting the tiny insignificant, minuscule detail, like seriously small tiny, that Feyre is umm his mate. The dynamics of their relationship are, I dare say, quite different from the ones he might have with his sister in law. 

And no, this is not ant Anti Nesta post. 

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.

These are the headcanons I sent

1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".

2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.

3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie

4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.

5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.

6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.

7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.

8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.

I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...

Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?

This ask made me laugh for hours.

Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)

He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.

He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.

His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day

Dragonborn Headcannons

Just some headcannons about dragonborn, the LDB, and Miraak :p (some might actually be cannon)

- Dragons can absorb a dragonborns soul 

- No matter who they might’ve sold their soul to Akatosh gets the final say in where a dragonborn ends up if their soul wasn’t absorbed. While he doesn’t have an afterlife of his own to send them to, he decides where they end up. He’ll reward good/heroic dragonborn with Sovengard, and punish bad/villain dragonborn with either the void if they didn’t sell their soul, or letting the Daedra fight over them

- When two dragonborn come into physical contact with one another, they become a mated pair, unless one has someone they identify as a mate or is mated to a different dragonborn. Seeing as it’s rare to have more then one dragonborn on nirn at a time, almost no one knows about it except for Paarthurnax and maybe a few other dragons

- Dragonborn can’t die from natural causes. While they can still starve and die of thirst, things like old age, sickness, strokes, heart attacks, etc. can’t kill them, and they can only die if someone or something else kills them. This is also my headcannon for how Miraak lived for thousands of years. While others may say it was because he was preserved in apocrypha I believe it’s due to this. Though apocrypha did stop his physical body from ageing, and allowed him to go completely with out food, water, and sleep

- Those with dragon blood, like the septim emperors, and those with a dragon soul, like Miraak, are two different things. There can be a mix of the two, like Tiber septim, but people with dragon blood are different from dragonborn. Examples are: Those with dragon blood can’t absorb a dragons soul. They would learn Dovah Zul as fast as any regular person, unlike dragonborn who can learn it almost immediately. Those with dragon blood can still die of natural causes. Dragonborn can’t wear the amulet of kings and light the dragon fires that protect Tamriel from the Daedra. Again there are some cases where the two mix, such as Tiber septim

- All dragonborn have a rebellious streak

- All dragonborn have a hunger for knowledge and power

- All dragonborn are competitive

- All dragonborn are prideful to an extent

- All dragonborn crave to dominate others

- Dragonborn can communicate really well with out having to say much because of their sil being very similar

- The LDB is the descendent/grandchild of the Hero of Kavatch.

- Dragonborn can resist shouts to an extent

Current mood: sitting in my room at 4 am depressed af because Skyrim and Tamriel aren't real and I can't live there.

♠️these boys ace!♠️

if skyrim followers complained about me as much as i complain about them

'she just ran on ahead so i followed and got stuck in a bear trap. turns out she has that sneak perk that means you don't set off traps. and she didn't mention this to me gods damn it. i'll have these scars for ever now. both mental and physical'

'so i stood there zapping the bandits while she crept around in the back looting all the chests and barrels she could find. didn't even thank me. didn't give me a share of the profit. she gave me a pretty neat sword she found but the moment we returned to whiterun she sold it'

'i have never seen anyone this addicted to alchemy. straight up dropped like five soul gems and a pair of boots so she could carry more cave mushrooms. like i know i'll never see the profit from any of these valuables but it grinds my gears so much'

'she went straight up a mountain. like a vertical rock face. in the time it took her to struggle to the top i'd found the path not fifty yards away. oh yes and yesterday she just straight up yeeted herself off a cliff. said something about being able to reload if it didn't work. honestly i wouldn't care but she's the fricking dragonborn and i'm being held responsible for her safety'

'she keeps going into sneak mode and then back again in quick succession apparently just to confuse me. turns out she finds it amusing watching me bob up and down trying to copy her. gods damn it she's a literal child'

'that time she ran headlong into a cave full of bandits and then hid behind me when they attacked. said something about it being fine because i'm essentially immortal. i didn't feel immortal when it was done'

'those times when i do most of the fighting while she hides, only for her to run in last minute, do one of those hideous shout things, and take all the credit'

'i'm carrying five swords and a delicatessen's worth of cheese and then she hands me an entire fricking dragon'

'she laughed at me because i can't swim very well. she didn't have to swim across the river when there was a perfectly good bridge right next to us. also if i looked like i was drowning it's because i was. there was a slaughterfish'

'when she hired me i didn't even know she was the dragonborn. i just thought we'd have a jolly to a couple of caves and then part ways. but no. 67 caves, several trips up to high hrothgar and a metric f*ckton of dragons later and we're still going. i do not get paid enough for this sh*t'

i’ve had a revelation

And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight till it burns your hand, and you say this: No one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will have to feel this pain. Not on my watch.

Stephen: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you!

Tony: water is not wet

Stephen: how the fuck is water not wet?! IT’S WATER-