Latest Posts by i-am-not-four-cats - Page 3
c!slimecicle be like. im goopy . im slimey . im a real boy. ive go oh so many bones. im kissing you tenderly. im not a pile of goop. im gonna dap you up !
comfort character? no, im the one whos gonna give them comfort. come here, lets get you some proper love and affection
*with rising panic and incredulity* “absorbent and yellow and porous is he?!”
😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮 (like a fish)
apologies for being a complete freak but does anyone else sometimes go up stairs on all fours if no ones around to see it
if you ever think you are bad at anatomy
this is official league of legends art
anyways im in a rut waiting for my new job to start but I got this remote controllable figure of shadow the hedgehog on a motorcycle so
I am OBSESSED with this tiktok
How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
How do you feel about penis as a concept
Depends on the context. Penis as material for jokes? 10/10, comedy gold. Penis as like an actual thing that men have? Not personally a fan but to each their own. Penis as like an actual thing that women have? Brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular
I saw a picture of baby kermit and now this is all I have been thinking about for the past two days help
Rats
hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank range hope you enjoy
Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
Bkdk little mer/human-family
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
My humble contribution to the musical Little Shop of Horrors!
happy Thursday the 20th
opossums. retweet if u agree
dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.
El girito final ma matao
