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I've lived with cats my entire life, and so I think it's funny when I look at my cat and my brain's like "you mean that's NOT a four-legged person?"

hollywood men are like “it’s my capitalist-given right to date women young enough to be my daughter”

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

in light of the new nikkietutorials news

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

Scientist: I made Kool-aid with my lab equipment.

Me: Pssh, that's easy. You just use the powder-

Scientist: it's homemade

Me: *sweats*

The Atlas personality, drawing on the myth of the giant Atlas from Greek mythology upholding the world, is typically found in a person who felt obliged during childhood to take on responsibilities (extending beyond normal household chores or looking after siblings) such as providing psychological support to parental figures, often in a chaotic family situation.

They are thus liable to develop a pattern of compulsive caregiving in later life.

The result in adult life can be a personality devoid of fun,

and feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders. 

Depression and anxiety, 

as well as over-sensitivity to others 

and an inability to assert their own needs, are further identifiable characteristics. 

In addition, there may also be an underlying rage against a parent for not having provided love, and for exploiting the child for their own narcissistic needs.

While Atlas personalities may appear to function adequately as adults, 

they may be pervaded with a sense of emptiness and be lacking in vitality.

(Write-up sourced from wikipedia.)

Insults that are way to extreme to be played off as "just a joke," will guarantee I cut you out of my life, and frankly need to be obliterated out of existence:

- you look like a pedophile

- you look like a school shooter

- you're a f*ggot

Add your own!

I wonder if people viewing my Tumblr get whiplash because I post like:

- Funny picture

-People are disgusting creatures and are ruining everything

-Cute sheep gif with interesting sheep facts

-The reason the world is burning is because of our ignorance

-Ohh look at that cute chubby kitty!

-I love sharks with a passion

-Did you know that all of our senses are just biased based on our species and that other animals experience everything way different? And because our senses are the only thing tying us to reality, the world as we know it is questioned?

-Fuck the government.

-Haha meme is funnyyyyy

-but the bees! Are literally endangered now!!!

And so on.

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

Screw it. I'm gonna rant now. I haven't done much research so if I'm wrong on any of this correct me.

This is why I hate the whole "I'm gonna wreck his car and ruin his life because he cheated on me" mindset. It isn't "badass" to respond to wandering eyes with ILLEGAL VIOLENCE.

In general, this "psycho girlfriend" trope isn't okay. It's not healthy to go through a guy's phone to see if he's cheating. It's not healthy to need to know where he is all the time. That just means you don't trust him, and what's the point of being in an untrustworthy relationship? But some people think it's "cute," and support it instead of actually providing help. And then shit like this happens. Families are ruined, parents and godparents and grandparents all mourn for sons and children lost to a "cute cliche."

The women who killed these men and children were obviously not in a good mindset. And I do admit I didn't look at every link, so I don't know if there was a legitimate reason, if it was insanity or mental illness, or if the women really was that cruel. But ugh I just. Saying "if you look at another women, I'll rip off your dick and feed it to the dog" is an extremely unhealthy trope that has lasted way too long. It's not good for either genders. I jst. DON'T HARRASS OR HURT PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT HUFFY.

This is toxic. This isn't an example of a badass independent woman. This is just as toxic as the reverse, and both need to stop being encouraged by society. If he cheats, just leave the guy. If you're paranoid, tell him. And if you don't believe him at all or if you're crush rejects you, then maybe you didn't belong with him in the first place. But don't be drastic. It really isn't cute.

Sorry I got upset, but it's important.

shocking

If my dream job collapses and I need to start a new life I will gladly become a bee farmer

Until then, I think I might plant a garden. Idk I also love the fat clumsy babies

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

Trying to stay focused until Friday… 

You know that feeling when you go to a hotel pool and you jump in and let out enough air so that you don't float up and you just sit at the bottom and sit and the water feels like weighted air? Yeah it be like that sometimes.

Bit of a rant but high school be like

Me in 7th grade: oh God, my first F?!? Oh no what am I gonna do??? I usually just have A's and B's, but an F?? I'm gonna die

Me now, as a junior: wow, my GPA's at 2.6? That's pretty good! I'm still gonna have to retake English next year, but at least my grades are looking better!

Every form of chicken on rice/starch is freaking delicious

Katsudon? Arroz con poyo? Chicken tika masala? CHICKEN TENDIES ON FRIES???

Elegant cuisine, all of them.

How was I able to read this

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Frikaen’ awmosee. Wee lvie in anehaim so upor byos gt tto eojny the allcca-ess Dislyenand Dliay pssa. Our yoegnust (Tennar) wetnad t o b aan ofecifr. Unftanutroely he was too slaml for the resiartnts on ssalph moatnuin so wehn the cotsaer sepd up it fnulg him out and he skddied auobt 200 feet on hte aslahpt. H’eres waht wr’ee keipeng hi m in rhgit nwo:

Densiy w’not let us bruy on prak grnuods beuacse of a poitnetal cogirypht iusse wtih the sumrepan tgnih. 

We msis him a lto, but there’s a cantallecion fee on the Dliay pssa, so wv’ee been mnikag the msot of it. His brhtoer slitl eyojns the prak and scnie we csohe not to psers chegras, wr’ee enltited to one fere mekciy paacnke a day

??? Reidang taht lekood lkie you teird to cpoy abd ptsae 3 diireffnt stiroes tohteger to mkae us not reilase you jsut ceipod and padets??

Fsrit of all: ssalph moatnuin is a wetar log redi. Trehe are no pecals wrehe it jus…sdeeps…tup? Its a fuikcng wetar log ri?ed??

BEUACSE its a wetar log rdie it DNSEOT HVAE RES…STNIART.it DEOS hovewer hvae a miminum hhgiet reqmriuent of 46 iehcns to rdie the redi, so EEVN IF tihs kid was too sllam, tehy WLUOD NOT let tehm redi.

Trehe is no asuahplt anehwyre naer the tcark itlesf. The CLESOST you cluod cmoe is the big dorp at rhe end but aniag, miminum hhgiet reqmeriuent of 46 iehcns tlal to redi, the algne of the dorp and the seepd at wcihh you go it is phyacislly impissoble to get ‘laehcnud’.

I feel lkie tihs is oboivus but terehs so mcuh obsuoivly wnorg auobt the snoced aditidon i suoppse i need to state tsih.

SUAMREPN. ITNS. DIENSY. Sumrepan is DC. The olny tmehe pkras taht hvae licneced DC chtcaraer besad redis is six fsgal.

Six fsgal, anhtoer prak taht HAS MIMIMNUM HHGIET REQEMERIUNTS for rsedi.

Taht has resiartnts on redis in wcihh are nerasecy. Wcihh aniag, YOU CONNAT RDIE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE STEFAY GUINILDLES.

Goo tryy to shoptist and riun the reptatuion of a diireffnt pkra, wlil yuo? At lsaet mkae srue yuor sroty is eevn plbasuale brofee you oepn yuor misrofni-med mhtuo.

@crabwalker​ Are you sesuoirly expnialing to me how Ssalph Moatnuin wskro? Do you tnihk I d’not rebmemer how my son ddei? Oh, and i’ts “phacisylly impissoble to get lauehcnd?” Gseus wtah, aslohse? My SNN got laehcnud. Tihs is the lsat ptoho we hvae of hmi.

Yv’uoe siad smoe ceurl tgnihs to me, but I’m gniog to be the beggir peosrn.

Il’l be prniyag, for yuor seka, taht ndoboy in yuor flimay eevr gtes laehcnud.

Taht ptoho is besad off of a mmee of tihs lday loikong piessd. Taht and I c’nat fnid an inedicnt besad off of waht you poetsd. Suht the fcuk up.

Why did you phhsotoop tennar out of taht pirutce?

Thanks, I needed that

hello to sluts only

Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...

sorry guys but my cat is going to die soon if he doesn't get some help

hey i know its christmas eve but my dad's cat/my old cat has been really sick and we dont know what's wrong with him and my dad is really poor and low on income right now. so am i and he was trying to help me out of a situation where i wont be able to pay rent but he cant right now and now this

his cat suka is only 7 and he has been trying to treat the problem on his own because he cant afford the vet but i really dont want him to die because he isnt getting any better. he said the animal hospital which is the only thing open or around him that he knows of requires a deposit of 300 before they even try to treat him. he really needs help.

anything anyone can spare will go to saving my cats life. please please reblog. this is heartbreaking to have happening especially around christmas. i dont have a good family relationship but i really don't want my cat to die just because my dad cant afford it.

my paypal is paypal.me/micahsage or divynem@gmail.com and my cashapp is $catfiend and you can ask for my venmo

the pictures are him before and then him right now, and an update on his condition. Please reblog.

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

Thank you for enduring the 2020 vision

happy new year

happy new years everyone