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Sorry but I'm gonna rant about school.

One of the things I hate about my high school is how the teachers treat classes. Not the teachers themselves, they're fine. It's just that the teachers treat their class like it's the only thing you do the entire day. Which makes sense, because it's what they do all day. Of course.

What I mean is that sometimes teachers will give you a bunch of homework, and if that class was the only thing you did, it'd be just fine. But when you have 7 or 8 classes that all give you homework-you-could-do-if-that-class-was-all-you-did, then it really starts getting troublesome and messing with your mental health. And then when you add after-school clubs that depend on you, your basically screwed. It's like yeah I could read an entire book and slowly annotate it, I just don't have the time.

And then when the teachers see that you aren't turning things in (cause they're not done because you're so busy you have to pick and choose), they think you're not trying. I have a couple teachers that tell me very often "you're just not trying hard enough, study more" and I'm like Dude I'm trying so hard it hurts you just can't see because I had to pick math over history and take another F.

if the spider-verse sequel turns out shit bc the voltron writers bungled it I swear to god it’ll be my villain origin story lmfao I will actually just raze this earth down to the fucking stone crust

Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator

Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

I've always wanted to reblog this. Happy Halloween lol.

That is the best thing I've ever seen

btw, Wooloo

is a Valais Blacknose sheep

and they are just as baby

as you’d hope

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking

happy pride month

You Might Be Asexual If:

(obligatory disclaimer: agreeing or disagreeing with one or more of these does not necessarily make you ace or NOT ace, your experience will vary!)

You’re not sure if you’ve ever felt sexual attraction.

You’re not even sure what ‘sexual attraction’ is vs. other types of attraction

You’ve ever had to just pick a person (celebrity or otherwise) that you had a ‘crush’ on in order to fit in with your peers (regardless of gender)

You’ve felt pressured to pursue relationships because “that’s just what everyone does”

You’ve felt pressured to kiss/touch/have sex with someone because “that’s just what everyone does”

Your peers being obsessed with sex makes you feel deeply uncomfortable or excluded

You’ve tried to mimic sex jokes or sexualized behaviors in order to fit in with your peers.

You’ve ever felt like “well, I guess must be bi/pan because my level of attraction towards everyone is the same” (and that sameness feeling isn’t actually, y’know, sexual attraction) (I’m just saying you’d be surprised how many aces start off identifying as bisexual or pansexual and then realize they are bi/pan ace or aro ace)

People having crushes/dating/having sex feels like a joke and you’re pretty sure everyone else is also faking or exaggerating their attractions (but then you realize they’re Not)

There are times when you suddenly remember that other people Fuck in real life, with Each Other, and it’s surreal as hell

The entire topic of sex is repulsive to you, or your just don’t understand why other people care about it so much.

You don’t understand people who complain if they go without sex for X days.

You don’t understand why people cheat (in real life or media), no matter how “hot” the person they cheated with is.

You’re fine thinking about sex as a vague concept, or even other people having sex (especially in fiction and/or on video) but when the topic of sex involves you personally, (or real life people) it’s a big nope.

Sexual jokes, innuendo, or flirting tends to go over your head often.

You have no interest or desire to masturbate and don’t get why other people do.

You enjoy masturbation but you’d be fine going without it.

You enjoy masturbation and can’t understand why some people claim that it isn’t “enough” for them vs having sex.

The idea of the “honeymoon night” (or other implied social sexual contracts, like a date expecting sex in return for dinner/being nice) fills you with dread.

The idea of having sex is strange or upsetting for you.

You enjoy sex but you’d be fine going without it.

You enjoy sex but can’t understand why some people seem addicted to it.

Sex is something you enjoy (or endure) moreso to have intimacy with your partner or because you want them to be pleased.

You’ve ever told someone you don’t want a relationship/don’t want to have sex, and they felt sorry for you or acted like you’re weird even though you’re perfectly happy.

Bonus:

You might be Grey Asexual if:

You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it’s a rare occurrence

(Not to be confused with having a libido)

You might be Demisexual if:

You’ve definitely felt sexual attraction (maybe) but it was only after getting to know someone really well and only for that person (and even then, it might come and go at times)

If you find many of these things relatable, you might wanna look deeper into asexuality! 

*- Please note that whether or not you have a libido is not a qualifying factor for whether or not you are ace. Some aces have zero desire or need to masturbate, for instance, others do masturbate. Some aces will even have sex to satisfy that drive. Feeling aroused is not the same as sexual attraction. This might sound confusing, but trust me it makes sense when you’re in this situation.

*- Also note that whether you have positive feelings towards sex (for other people or yourself), indifference to sex, or are triggered/repulsed by sex, also has no bearing on whether or not you are asexual. Allosexual people can also be positive, indifferent, or repulsed by sex, especially certain actions.

*- Ultimately, you are ace if you don’t experience sexual attraction, but since it’s a really freaking difficult task to recognize the absence of something you don’t even feel, this list might help some aces figure themselves out! ♥

(Feel free to add more! Aphobes and exclusionists, don’t interact)

Oh shit oh fuck oh s

thank god i’m safe

Petition to call all finals, tests, and projects "big school thing" because I suck at speaking well and I always mix them up and confuse people

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

while he’s “roughly the size of a barge” and dumb as hell, gaston is NOT a himbo because he’s missing the ultimate himbo factor: kindness

Me: okay so my parents just yelled at me for not doing my homework so I gotta g

My brain: You should make little name tags for your succulents

Me, using tape as lamination in case the paper gets wet: God damn it Jeffrey

As the holidays truly begin, don't forget to ingest dangerous amounts of rock salt they throw on the ground to remove snow!

Remember to only ingest the delicious salty parts and not the crunchy, tasteless poison bits! You can also tell because the poison is usually opaque, and the sodium is usually clear! Trust me I've been doing this since I was 7

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework

Happy white supremacist day :) a redraw

Thankful for my only good asset, and the sudden creativity burst that's letting me draw constantly.

This was a sketch ignore the lack of anatomy

I can't afford to lose my only good asset

Thanks to extensive research I have concluded that everyone looks good in a black turtleneck with 3/4 sleeves

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

“My pills are the reason I almost walked into traffic just because I wanted to see what it was like to be hit by a car?”

So did you know there was a guy in my marching band who broke 24 mallets in one season?

Y'all just know that feeling?

Never cross an American Girl doll. We do not forget.

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?