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my friend and I talking about Pirates of the Caribbean:

“Dead man’s chest? What does he have, bazoinkers???” - My Best friend of three years

Autism is having a special interest and researching every niche aspect of said interest, being really excited to share info about it when someone asks. ADHD is being unable to give someone complete info on your special interest when they ask because your memory is shit and you can only remember vague details.

I drew myself Octavius

ADHD be like:

Oh I haven’t watched this show in years, I should watch it again! The nostalgia is wild! Oh I love the soundtrack, I wonder if I could find piano sheet music for it. I should go play it on the piano. Oh wait I love this scene, it’s so cute! I wonder if there’s any fics for this character. Lemme check. Oh yeah, piano music! Dude the animation on this show is so silly. I wonder who that voice actor is. Am I actually going to go play the piano? I should post this on tumblr.

picture this:

you, your husband, your bestie, and your bestie’s husband decide to make a band together and y’all are so popular!! Y’all go to Eurovision and rock it!!! Your song are so popular, even though you’re a European band there are people in America who love your music! Then, in the middle of your career, you and your husband get a divorce, soon after, your bestie and her husband get a divorce! Surely the band will split? But y’all and just so popular you make the decision to stay together, but what will your next so be about? You and bestie are still so devastated by the divorces, and you don’t exactly love your ex-husband’s new gf, so you do what any sane person does, write the next song about how hard your divorce is and how you hope the new girl is half as good as you were. And. Your. (Ex)Husbands. Are. Still. In. The. Band.

Could you imagine that?! You could?

Here’s the wild part, you’ve just imagined ABBA

We don’t know it’s their biological child, they might have adopted!

NATM but make it Curious George

y’all as a result of a very odd convo on the NATM discord, I am going to be illustrating a live action Curious George movie where the cast is just actors from NATM. So I need you, yes, *you* to help us brainstorm some characters!! Here’s who we have so far!

Ted ( aka the Man With the Yellow Hat) - Ben Stiller

George - Crystal the Monkey

The Doorman - Steve Coogan

Mr. Reinkins - Owen Wilson

And that’s literally all we have so far! Any character not mentioned needs to be cast, so go ahead and do your worst! (excluding Mrs. Reinkins, there’s gonna be a romantic subplot between Mr. Reinkins and the Doorman)

I’m tagging @eddiethecowboy and @secretly-larry-daley so hopefully more people will see this

I do like the idea of Mr. And Mrs. Reinkins being a beard relationship

NATM but make it Curious George

y’all as a result of a very odd convo on the NATM discord, I am going to be illustrating a live action Curious George movie where the cast is just actors from NATM. So I need you, yes, *you* to help us brainstorm some characters!! Here’s who we have so far!

Ted ( aka the Man With the Yellow Hat) - Ben Stiller

George - Crystal the Monkey

The Doorman - Steve Coogan

Mr. Reinkins - Owen Wilson

And that’s literally all we have so far! Any character not mentioned needs to be cast, so go ahead and do your worst! (excluding Mrs. Reinkins, there’s gonna be a romantic subplot between Mr. Reinkins and the Doorman)

I’m tagging @eddiethecowboy and @secretly-larry-daley so hopefully more people will see this

Would the citric acid in the orange juice not curdle the chocolate milk???

van what the hell

you heard me. its good i swear

NATM but make it Curious George

y’all as a result of a very odd convo on the NATM discord, I am going to be illustrating a live action Curious George movie where the cast is just actors from NATM. So I need you, yes, *you* to help us brainstorm some characters!! Here’s who we have so far!

Ted ( aka the Man With the Yellow Hat) - Ben Stiller

George - Crystal the Monkey

The Doorman - Steve Coogan

Mr. Reinkins - Owen Wilson

And that’s literally all we have so far! Any character not mentioned needs to be cast, so go ahead and do your worst! (excluding Mrs. Reinkins, there’s gonna be a romantic subplot between Mr. Reinkins and the Doorman)

I’m tagging @eddiethecowboy and @secretly-larry-daley so hopefully more people will see this

эщкере

Just joined the NATM discord 💪💪💪 I’m having the time of my life /srs

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It's 12am guys, you know what that means.. Happy Pride Month 2024!!

Had a hot second where I thought Curious George was trending because every other post on my dash was about the series only to realize that no, it’s not trending, a NATM blog I’m following just keeps rebloging curious George posts

(this is all your fault @secretly-larry-daley /j)

y'all I just submitted a drabble into the NATM Search drabble and I'm unreasonably scared to see how this plays out...

Anywhooooo, I'll publish it to AO3 after the contest is over June 23rd, it's not too late to submit your works!!!

The way @creative-chaos-apparently wrote something so iconic that the Jedtavius fandom immediately knows what fic this is

does anyone know the name of that natm fic where jedediah and octavius keep fucking dying but its so sad and i loved it so much and they have a daughter named julia or something (i forgor) and she and some egyptian chick go cruising in some barbie car or something and its really popular in the natm fandom and i know the creator is on tumblr but i cant remember what their name was😭😭

Woah? Old art of Jed and Octy??? Plus an inked version of Jed??? Crazy…. (I might color it soon…..)

An offering to the NATM fandom, a lil Octavius doodle I did on a canvas of masking tape

we need to talk about Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

(TW: SA)

To make a long story short, I watched Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (which I will be calling APAP for the rest of this post) over the weekend and almost immediately ordered APAP Script and Scrapped, which is the full script of the movie complete with a forward and deleted scenes. While reading and annotating the script recently, I came across the scene where Alan tactlessly removes a former fling from the company dinner, and…alludes to being the victim of SA??? After watching the first half of the movie over with my best friend last night (we would have watched the whole thing but we were almost falling asleep) the two of us have managed to make a mountain out of a molehill, the molehill in this case being Alan’s line “I couldn’t speak” when told that she didn’t hear him complaining that night.

Explanation, and spoilers, under the cut

Ignore my annotations, or read them if you wish, but I think this scene was criminally ignored by most. The first time I watched it I remember thinking “was he assaulted?????” But I didn’t catch anything later in the movie that referenced this scene. That is, not until my friend and I got together last night.

It’s important to remember that although Alan’s actions towards Lynn throughout the movie are dismissive or disrespectful throughout the movie, even “firing” her towards the end (I suppose the more appropriate term would be sacking) he still trusts this woman very much. This can be seen when she sits in the bathroom with him while he preens himself for the dinner party, and later when she kneels beside him after he’s shot twice. Although their relationship is employer and assistant, she’s been a recurrent character throughout the Alan Partridge series, and their friendship is very intimate and trust-filled. When she brings up this woman from the ice rink, Alan seems completely ready to disclose his night at her house. A movie and a catnap, easy as that. However, his story doesn’t seem to line up.

The woman from the ice rink, who’s name we learn is Bernie, claims that the two had sex, and that if he lied about wanting to see her again then he must have just been using her for the sex. Alan then suggests that it was him being used, because he didn’t have a say in anything that occurred. Nothing else about their night is disclosed, other than the fact that Bernie shares her room with a loud bunch of dogs (and it’s their room too) but if you pay attention to some later moments in the movie, you can flesh out a story. But back to Lynn and Alan for a moment. The fact that Alan doesn’t disclose the sex he partook in that night can lead to one of two conclusions.

He simply didn’t trust Linda enough to mention his sexual encounters

He didn’t want to remember the sex because it was a traumatizing experience

I think the first conclusion can be pretty easily disputed when we considered he’s comfortable enough to watch porn around Lynn and not close his browser. Now, when we look at his story of the night compared to Bernie’s, remember the armchair he mentions? I believe that Bernie’s story picks up where Alan’s leaves off. The armchair is important.

Fast forward to Alan seeing Simon in the duct tape bindings and the head holster.

As you can see from the annotation I made, I originally wrote the line about safe words off as Alan being kinky (and I referenced the kinky get bit from the beginning of the movie) but a few minutes later these safe words come back into play.

After the scene all about Pat’s loss of Molly, we’re given this scene, in which Pat wakes Alan from his slumber on the studio couch. Alan’s first instinct while waking up is to say ‘Crayfish’, one of the safe words listed earlier. Why is his gut reaction to say a safe word when woken up suddenly from his slumber sitting on the couch? The safe words, the arm chair, Alan’s story, it’s a little bit of a stretch but you can start to line up a story. Alan and Bernie went to her place, with the intentions of sex and safeword(s) in place, but ended up watching Air Crash Investigations before Alan fell asleep on the armchair. Bernie wanted more, and so decided to make a move while Alan was sleeping. When Alan awoke to her on him he tried to use one of the safe words they set, but she continued.

Therefore, Alan really was the one who was used that night, and he really couldn’t speak or complain because he had been asleep.

Maybe it’s a stretch and I missed the joke behind it all or really did make a mountain out of a molehill, or maybe there’s even more evidence later in the movie that my friend and I didn’t see because we went to bed. However you want to read it, there’s definitely something underneath.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I’m convinced Alan Partridge isn’t just a character anymore, it’s like a Jekyll and Hyde situation

Fame DR but instead of the glitz and the glam I’m just a Canadian comedian in the 90s so I can experience meeting all of my favorite bands and comedians during their prime era

Just watched Alan Partridge for the first time, I’m so sorry for the person I’m about to become

LAIKA BY MOXY FRUVOUS

Me whenever i say the “incorrect” thing in a situation (I have no concept of what is and isn’t taboo)

Me whenever my professor gives me feedback on a paper

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

The phrase “c’mon snake, let’s rattle” means you more challenging someone to a fight, or asking them to dance.

concept. A jedtavius fic with the title “c’mon snake, let’s rattle” that starts with them still waging war against each other, then starting to trust each other more, and ends with them dancing together years later and being mutually in love

taking notes in English > taking notes in franglish > taking notes in a horrid mixture of English, French, and Latin

you've made an enemy sam reich