Latest Posts by ilytreasurelily - Page 6

chart of my age over time

You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water

literally just start jerking off with your non dominant hand Yes you are going to have a few teenage boy disappointing hookup moments with it but you can teach her the only way out is through. if you don't keep your dominant hand free to look at weird porn on your phone or play a new grounds game about blowing riolu up like a beach ball you're going to overload your imagination only gland and get a blood clot and fucking DIE!!!!

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn't disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Sobbing uncontrollably reading through a dissertation about the college experience of students with ADHD. It is like reading a report about my life that just says over and over "My experiences are real. My hardships are real. I am not lazy, I am not dumb. My struggles were not my fault, and they were not a moral failing. The failure was with the system, not with me."

Here's a line that got me in particular:

"Hotez et al.(2022) compared the health, academic, and non-academic capacities of a nationally representative sample of U.S. first-year college students with ADHD and without ADHD. Students with ADHD self-reported lower academic aspirations and more feelings of depression and overwhelm, ranking themselves lower in their general emotional health. The fact that students with ADHD scored in the highest 10th percentile for many non-academic traits, such as artistic ability, computer skills, creativity, public speaking, social confidence, self-understanding and understanding of others, compassion, and risk-tasking, suggests that this population has strengths that are frequently underappreciated in academia."

(the paper is a thesis called "Understanding the Collegiate Experience for Students With ADHD" by Gia Long, 2022)

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

petplay but i'm a cat so i completely refuse to cooperate with whatever scene you're trying to do

chappell roan’s “the giver” promotional billboards

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

I keep seeing people put accommodations for people with epilepsy on the same level as sensory accommodations for autism and like... no??? Obviously both are important but epilepsy can kill people, SUDEP is a thing. If you expose someone with photosensitive epilepsy to strobing lights they could suffer permanent brain damage or die. Epilepsy is a condition with physical, sometimes deadly consequences. I'm not sure how many different ways I need to say this before it sticks, but epileptic seizures are physical neurological phenomena that can cause lasting neurological damage or death. Epilepsy can kill you. You can die from epilepsy.

You might think "Philosophy is cool but how does a real person apply any of this to their life" is an epic roast of philosophy but actually that's a whole ass branch of philosophy. The extent of their trickery boggles the mind.

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

Thoughts on the term ‘theyfab’ to describe a specific type of queer person who regularly regurgitates TERF talking points/brings up their AFAB status to victimise themselves during arguments with trans women while also saying fuck TERFs? It’s mostly used by transfems from what I’ve seen.

I don't like the term because

1) it's overly divisive and insensitive (defining trans ppl in part by their AGAB)

2) there just aren't that many people like this in the grand scheme of things and the ones that do exist are annoying, but not like a huge problem imo

Trans people do too much infighting, shit like this is just a waste of time

yeah fuck this. turns your “golden retriever boyfriend” into a drooling puppygirl.

Horny about it ngl

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

Let's settle this:

Where are you from?

What would you call this device (in English and in your native language)?

Have you ever had one?

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that