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i need the whole scene where ariel teaches eric her name using the stars tattooed on my brain. like i need it on a constant loop forever bc oh my god it’s the best scene ever.

the whole kiss the girl/lagoon scene is a masterpiece in of itself that i can watch a million times without ever getting tired of bc these nerds are so in love with each other the entire time and the tension is unreal

So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

I think I will either use this account to post art, writing, and/ or keep track of my swimming progress 🤩

I’m so excited to put all of my efforts into trying to be a good driver to statistically be hit by an idiot who only cares about themselves

Do you want my social security number again?

Sighh...

In the club

They’re both famous in their own towns and sometimes news passes of the success of the other from town to town. At the beginning of their breakup they hate it but over time they’re excited to hear each new thing that the other accomplishes. When they finally meet again they get to talk about how each progress happened, and they are so proud of each other when before they were almost rivals. Passive aggressive couple you only bring over once a year esque.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

How can one define the death of death

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

(via meanboysclub)