Great News, Everyone. I've Decided Bobby Is Not Dying Because I Don't Want Him To. You Can Thank Me Later.

“bobby nash is dead” no

okay my conspiracy theory:

bobby didn't die 😇 his heart 🫀 just stopped ❌ enough for him to be pronounced 🗣️ dead 💀 but then he woke up 👁️👄👁️ because of his magical 🪄 blood🩸 and fbi and army 👮‍♀️ took him away ➡️ in a secret 🤫 lab 🧪 for experiments ☣️ it's a top 🔝 secret 🤫 project so no one 🙅 knows 🤓 about it, even his family 👥 and he's there with a rat 🐁 (they took it away from chimney) cause the rat 🐁 got the dose 💉 of antiviral 🧪 and they're studying 🧐 it too. and bobby befriends 🤝 the rat cause they're both lab 🧪 rats 🐁 now so they're buddies 🫂 and later he escapes 🏃 that place with the help ☝️ of the rat 🐁 and crawling home 🏡 to athena cause no ❌ grave 🪦 can hold his body down ⬇️! and then they live happily 🥰 ever after: athena, bobby and the rat 🐁🫶

Ok so off topic for this account BUTTTT

Honestly 9-1-1 needs to step the FUCK up because the way they handle the next 3 episodes genuinely will either tank the show for me or solidify season 8 as a top tier season.

Like I’m not kidding give me Bobby buried alive and rising like freaking Jesus, the Doppelgänger Texas fiasco situation addressed PROPERLY with nuance and buddie canon and I will forgive Tim Minear

season 9 leaked

people who don’t think buddie is going to happen at this point are like space aliens to me because what do you think WILL happen?? eddie is going to get another girlfriend and say :) oh excuse me Lisa, sorry, i need to take this facetime call from my friend buck. yes i know it’s the middle of our dinner date and this has already happened twice this evening but what if he stubbed his toe? i saw that in afghanistan, he might need my help. Hello Buck.

what's the POINT what's the point in any of this literally why are we here

sorry but i need them to resurrect bobby so the 118 can respond to call and father brian be there. bc i want him to have the "you all work together???" moment

I'm not even sad Bobby's dead I'm in an ultimate state of denial and desperation and rage all at once

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

"i think this rides over" more than just the helicopter ride thats for sure