I Really Really Hope This Time Next Year We’re All Like “wow I Sure Am Glad They Didn’t Rush Buddie

tim minear has been queerbaiting us for 8 seasons straight (ha) it's almost impressive at this point

but also fool me once shame on you, fool me for eight seasons shame on you again, you know I'm easily fooled that's just mean

in the immortal words of mr. oliver stark: that was super gay

idea by @sharpbutsoft

Nope. No. No. No. That didn't happen. Nope. The chapter did NOT end there. Nope. I refuse

why has chimney genuinely suffered more than jesus christ of nazareth

obviously obviously i really want buck calling eddie and sobbing down the line as he tells eddie what's happened. i've been a warrior since the moment that bts dropped and i've never wavered. but. but. equally as delicious to me would be eddie calling buck. whether he's seen it on the news or not because i imagine they'd probably be trying to keep this quiet to avoid public panic (?) but he's just calling buck to check in. their usual daily call. except eddie feels like this call is more important to make than usual. he doesn't know why. it's just a feeling in his gut. that he has to call buck no matter what. and he hears exactly one of buck's ragged uneven breaths and says buck's name so softly and buck breaks all over again.

Manifesting the funeral to be like this

Estate Executor: Thank you all for coming here today. We shall now read the last will and testament of Robert Wade Grant-Nash. He leaves all of his earthly property to his wife, Athena Grant, with the following exceptions:

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my father’s baseball glove to Harry Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my ice skating equipment, gear, and outfit & sequin repair gun to May Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my son Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley in the care of Edmundo Diaz, to have and to hold in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live. Don’t make me come back down to knock some sense into the two of you.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Buck: what does that mean?

Maddie & Tommy (in unison): I knew it!

Eddie: How does he get to one-up my own will reveal???!

Bobby: (staggering through the door cover in Mud and Fresh Dirt): Don’t read the will! There’s some Gay stuff in there…

Everyone: Bobby????! You’re alive?

cant believe next episode is gonna be hen hostage situation (literal, knife) and eddie hostage situation (metaphorical, parents)

me in my room the night buddie goes canon

gonna be in denial and just go to bed now bc i really don't have the mental capacity for this rn and everything is shitty and i hate this

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