When I Was A Kid I Was “darn I Just Love When Female Characters Pretend To Be Dudes For Whatever Reason”

A couple of weeks on Peridea and Shin is going a little stir-crazy

“I’ve been a massage therapist for many years, now. I know what people look like. People have been undressing for me for a long time. I know what you look like: a glance at you, and I can picture pretty well what you’d look like on my table. Let’s start here with what nobody looks like: nobody looks like the people in magazines or movies. Not even models. Nobody. Lean people have a kind of rawboned, unfinished look about them that is very appealing. But they don’t have plump round breasts and plump round asses. You have plump round breasts and a plump round ass, you have a plump round belly and plump round thighs as well. That’s how it works. And that’s very appealing too. Woman have cellulite. All of them. It’s dimply and cute. It’s not a defect. It’s not a health problem. It’s the natural consequence of not consisting of photoshopped pixels, and not having emerged from an airbrush. Men have silly buttocks. Well, if most of your clients are women, anyway. You come to male buttocks and you say – what, this is it? They’re kind of scrawny and the tissue is jumpy because it’s unpadded; you have to dial back the pressure, or they’ll yelp. Adults sag. It doesn’t matter how fit they are. Every decade, an adult sags a little more. All of the tissue hangs a little looser. They wrinkle, too. I don’t know who put about the rumor that just old people wrinkle. You start wrinkling when you start sagging, as soon as you’re all grown up, and the process goes its merry way as long as you live. Which is hopefully a long, long time, right? Everybody on a massage table is beautiful. There are really no exceptions to this rule. At that first long sigh, at that first thought that “I can stop hanging on now, I’m safe” – a luminosity, a glow, begins. Within a few minutes the whole body is radiant with it. It suffuses the room: it suffuses the massage therapist too. People talk about massage therapists being caretakers, and I suppose we are: we like to look after people, and we’re easily moved to tenderness. But to let you in on a secret: I’m in it for the glow. I’ll tell you what people look like, really: they look like flames. Or like the stars, on a clear night in the wilderness.”

— What People Really Look Like

I have a lot of obsessions. I switch very quickly from one to another, and when I'm obsessed, I'm OBSESSED. If I'm obsessed with a person, I will find their social media, read all the articles I can find about them, watch all the videos I have with them in it, reread all of our correspondence, mention them in every conversation, and think about them every single minute of my day. When I'm obsessed with a fandom or ship, I will spend all of my time on tumblr and the internet watching edits and gifs and reading people's opinions. If I'm obsessed with a phrase, I will find a way to fit it into any conversation. I don't know why my mind works like this, and I have no idea whether it is something that happens to other people or not, but I don't want to tell anyone because I'm worried it will freak people out. But on the other hand, I really want to talk to someone about it.

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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