Elora: What’s your gender? Willow: knowledge Grayson: fear Kit: Gay Boorman: dad jokes! Jade: ... female
Jade: I left everyone instructions while I'm gone. Kit: Mine just says "Kit, no." Jade: I want you to apply that to any situation. Boorman: "Boorman, don't"? W—? Jade: Yes, you too. Elora: Why does mine say "Stop them"? Jade: You're the only one who can.
Boorman: What do you want from me? Kit: Well, I don't know, how about the TRUTH?? Boorman: *sighs* Don’t be unreasonable.
Jade, to Kit: I may not get the same amount of daily sleep as you do, but can you do THIS? Jade: *gets up and immediately faints*
Airk: Now that we’ve all chosen our secret santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!
Kit: I should probably ask for a new tunic.
Jade: A new sword
Elora: I want therapy.
Airk, Kit, Jade:
Airk: Um-
Kit: Wait, me too.
Airk: Guys-
Jade: Actually, I really need therapy too. Can someone get that for me?
Airk: Guys… I… I don’t think therapy’s within the price limit
Elora: Airk, you don’t understand. I’ve probably needed therapy my whole life. Can we just pool the money or something?
Airk: I really don’t think that’ll work… not for all of you
Kit, Jade, Elora: AIRK, WE NEED THERAPY.
Airk: *cowering in fear* I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me
Graydon: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Kit: They do.
Graydon: ...why do you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
Kit: We are here because there is something wrong with society!
Elora: See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe there’s something wrong with you.
Kit: If there is, then society made me that way.
*Jade & Kit in an intense staring contest*
Jade: Tanthalos
Kit: Claymore
Jade: Tanthalos!
Kit: Claymore!
Jade: TANTHALOS
Kit: CLAYMORE!
Jade, trying to make kit see "sense": Tanthalos sounds cooler! My last name is BORING.
Kit, trying to make Jade see "sense": Tanthalos is so hard to remember how its pronounced and spelled! People will say it wrong all the time!
Boorman: What are they doing?
Elora, facepalming: They’re arguing about which last name they get to use when they get married.
Jade: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER??????? Kit: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Kit: If I die put popcorn kernels in my body Airk: Why? Kit: Have my body cremated and leave the funeral home a fun yet tasty surprise :D Airk: No??? Why the hell-
Elora: Words that end in “ie” are so cute. Cookie, sweetie, cutie- Jade: die Elora: Okay maybe not that one.
Jade: Hey Kit: Hey Jade: Have you eaten yet? Kit: Have you eaten yet? Jade: Are you copying me? Kit: Are you copying me? Jade: I love you. Kit: Yeah I ate like an hour ago. Jade: *tears welling in eyes* Kit: DON’T CRY I’M KIDDING I LOVE YOU TOO DON’T CRY-
Kit: Always strive to eat the stars. Boorman: Aren’t they too hot? Jade: Blow on them first, idiot. Wow.
Kit, to Jade: I may not get the same amount of daily sleep as you do, but can you do THIS?
Kit: *gets up and immediately faints* Jade: OMG KIT WHAT THE-
Jade: Were you killed?
Boorman: Sadly, yes...
Boorman: ... BUT I LIVED!
Jade: Carving our names into a tree is the most romantic way to let Kit know I have a knife with me at all times.
Kit: You look... beautiful today.
Jade, blushing: Oh. Than-
Kit: Ha! April Fools!
Kit: You look beautiful everyday!
Kit: *hands Jade a glass of water*
Jade: *drinking it* Thanks... What’s this for?
Kit: Elora says you get thirsty around me.
Jade: *chokes on water* WHAT-
Kit: Jade, you like are an angel with no wings Jade Jade: So like a person...? What's you're thinking there Kit Kit, trying to recover: EVER HEARD OF A SIMILE, JADE??? I MEAN WHAT-
Kit: Jade, Jade, do the thing!
Jade: *genuinely smiles*
Kit, breathlessly overwhelmed: Oh my god...
Kit: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something. Jade: I say this respectfully, Princess, but you don't have bad luck. Bad things keep happening to you because you're a dumbass.
Kit: Ow! My armkle! Elora: Your WHAT??? Jade: *sighs* her wrist.
Kit: I'm friendly, loyal, and energetic. Kit: I just described a dog, didn't I? Jade: Well, yeah, but people love dogs
Jade: When you betrayed me, you lost something important. Kit: Wait. Not my rainbow toe socks. You wouldn't. Jade: Oh my- No, you idiot! My respect! You lost my respect! Kit: Oh, thank god *awkward silence* Kit: because I kinda REALLY need those toe socks
Honestly? At this point, I would do anything for Willow to be renewed for season 2
I go to sleep thinking of tanthamore. I wake up thinking of tanthamore. They live in my brain completely rent-free, even if it is to my own detriment.
Tony, Ruby, and Erin just cracking up in the background XD
This must have taken so many takes for no one to laugh.