Jade Willow - Blog Posts

Jade, to Kit: I may not get the same amount of daily sleep as you do, but can you do THIS? Jade: *gets up and immediately faints*

Graydon: …Are you okay?

Jade, sitting cross-legged on the ground, staring into space while holding a knife: Yeah, I’m fine.

Graydon: …What do you think “fine” means?

Jade: It means I’m perfectly content but also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all!

Airk: Now that we’ve all chosen our secret santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!

Kit: I should probably ask for a new tunic.

Jade: A new sword

Elora: I want therapy.

Airk, Kit, Jade:

Airk: Um-

Kit: Wait, me too.

Airk: Guys-

Jade: Actually, I really need therapy too. Can someone get that for me?

Airk: Guys… I… I don’t think therapy’s within the price limit

Elora: Airk, you don’t understand. I’ve probably needed therapy my whole life. Can we just pool the money or something?

Airk: I really don’t think that’ll work… not for all of you

Kit, Jade, Elora: AIRK, WE NEED THERAPY.

Airk: *cowering in fear* I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me

Kit: We are here because there is something wrong with society!

Elora: See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe there’s something wrong with you.

Kit: If there is, then society made me that way.

*Jade & Kit in an intense staring contest*

Jade: Tanthalos

Kit: Claymore

Jade: Tanthalos!

Kit: Claymore!

Jade: TANTHALOS

Kit: CLAYMORE!

Jade, trying to make kit see "sense": Tanthalos sounds cooler! My last name is BORING.

Kit, trying to make Jade see "sense": Tanthalos is so hard to remember how its pronounced and spelled! People will say it wrong all the time!

Boorman: What are they doing?

Elora, facepalming: They’re arguing about which last name they get to use when they get married.

Jade: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER??????? Kit: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Jade: Hey Kit: Hey Jade: Have you eaten yet? Kit: Have you eaten yet? Jade: Are you copying me? Kit: Are you copying me? Jade: I love you. Kit: Yeah I ate like an hour ago. Jade: *tears welling in eyes* Kit: DON’T CRY I’M KIDDING I LOVE YOU TOO DON’T CRY-

Kit: Always strive to eat the stars. Boorman: Aren’t they too hot? Jade: Blow on them first, idiot. Wow.

Kit, to Jade: I may not get the same amount of daily sleep as you do, but can you do THIS?

Kit: *gets up and immediately faints* Jade: OMG KIT WHAT THE-

Jade: Were you killed?

Boorman: Sadly, yes...

Boorman: ... BUT I LIVED!

Jade: Carving our names into a tree is the most romantic way to let Kit know I have a knife with me at all times.

Kit: You look... beautiful today.

Jade, blushing: Oh. Than-

Kit: Ha! April Fools!

Kit: You look beautiful everyday!

Kit: *hands Jade a glass of water*

Jade: *drinking it* Thanks... What’s this for?

Kit: Elora says you get thirsty around me.

Jade: *chokes on water* WHAT-

Kit: Jade, you like are an angel with no wings Jade Jade: So like a person...? What's you're thinking there Kit Kit, trying to recover: EVER HEARD OF A SIMILE, JADE??? I MEAN WHAT-

Kit: Jade, Jade, do the thing!

Jade: *genuinely smiles*

Kit, breathlessly overwhelmed: Oh my god...

Kit: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something. Jade: I say this respectfully, Princess, but you don't have bad luck. Bad things keep happening to you because you're a dumbass.

Kit: Ow! My armkle! Elora: Your WHAT??? Jade: *sighs* her wrist.

Kit: I'm friendly, loyal, and energetic. Kit: I just described a dog, didn't I? Jade: Well, yeah, but people love dogs

Jade: When you betrayed me, you lost something important. Kit: Wait. Not my rainbow toe socks. You wouldn't. Jade: Oh my- No, you idiot! My respect! You lost my respect! Kit: Oh, thank god *awkward silence* Kit: because I kinda REALLY need those toe socks

Honestly? At this point, I would do anything for Willow to be renewed for season 2

I want someone to hug me like Jade hugs Kit

I go to sleep thinking of tanthamore. I wake up thinking of tanthamore. They live in my brain completely rent-free, even if it is to my own detriment.

Tony, Ruby, and Erin just cracking up in the background XD

This must have taken so many takes for no one to laugh.

Just had to remind myself once again that tanthamore is really canon and I'm not just making them up

Did anyone else sometimes hear Airk's, Kit's, and Jade's names being said as Eric, Kate, and Jane (respectively)? Like, I didn't think those were actually their names but sometimes I was confused when I heard their names spoken. However, I didn't know Airk's name wasn't Eric until I went to tumblr. I guess his is just pronounced the same way?

I am completely obsessed with Willow. Don't worry about it.