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Wash the dishes, make dinner, commit arson. As long as it’s on the list, it will get done for you baby girl

Tokophobia

I hate to say this but am i the only one that finds pregnancy a mix of terrifying and disgusting? like it just reminds me way too much of Alien or some kind of parasite. especially when the baby moves and you can see it inside it’s mothers huge belly. i just don’t see the appeal behind getting pregnant 😭 side rant: why are some pregnant women so self absorbed? a while ago i was queuing up for the toilets at the beach and i was waiting about half an hour, i finally get to the front of the queue and some pregnant lady pushes i front of me and the other six or seven people waiting behind me (some super young children). usually i would let her go first but i felt bad for all the other people behind me and i had pretty bad bladder problems at the time so i genuinely would have risked pissing myself. i said to her “excuse me? the queue starts back there” trying not to be rude although i’m not great with tone. she turns her nose up at me, scoffs and then god to the back of the line whining about how i was “mistreating her?”. genuine AITA moment